I start by pouring all the savoury goods (including beans, cottage cheese, eggs, fish and dog food) into a bucket. Then I start to mix using my feet... Next come the pies! 5 pies which i shove m face into while on m hands and knees. After I tip the remaining fillings into the slop bucket.

I then put on my open mouth gag. I then gunge myself with the slop bucket. Followed by 3 slop pies shoved hard into my face so I can taste them...