The tide was still a bit too high to film in deep mud, but that's no problem-- I'll just kill some time messing around in the waterlogged gunk on the outskirts! Wearing my bright orange swims trunks, I sit in a clearing amidst the sawgrass and scoop up as much of the dark, stinky gunk as I can find and splatting, piling, and smearing it all over my head-- only pausing to occasionally dig out nose/mouth holes in order to stay completely engulfed in viscous sludge for as long as possible!

After passing some time, the tide has lowered a lot more and I make way over to the marsh's edge to dive into some deep creamy mud. Sadly, the scene ends when my camera ends up falling in the mud at the same as me!