When there's no staff in my office I know they're up to something… I found them watching porn on my laptop in the gunge tank! Lady Muck and Tina were sat huddled together watching something too dirty to describe, so I pulled up a chair to watch it with them but we started feeling a little hot and needed to cool ourselves down – quickly!

Luckily the gunge tank had just been refilled and with a quick tug of the chain it emptied over all 3 of us and ruined my laptop. Gallons of red, green and white gunge cooled us down and made us very slippery, but it was worth it to have all of us gunged together.