Where is your favourite target for a pie to land...and why??

Is it the classic pie in the face?

or do you like it smushed on top of the head and smeared over the hair

Pied boobs / manboobs?

Where do you love to see the pies land..and why?

A very magnanimous poll, Rev!

Like most others (so far) faces are a priority - although I voted for bare boobs (women's) as they are a fave of mine surprisingly little catered for.

I also love pied hair and clothes - specifically the collateral damage caused to them by pies directed to the face; the thrill of the first pie as it lathers over soft hair and creates a potentially ruinous 'collar' over the clothes.

I love a clothed butt getting covered in chocolate pie.

Particularly a nice pencil skirt or pair of professional slacks that are white or a nice pastel color like pink or yellow. A pie to the butt or an accidental sit on a chocolate pie in a woman's best clothes is the greatest and sadly I hardly ever see that staged in the wam community.

This could be the start to an awesome tit for tat pie fight with pies to the face following thereafter.

I agree with Gooeypiefight's answer but, IMHO, differ (and improve) upon it by a chocolate pie *into a pair of nice panties (see my avatar for reference)

Well apart from pretty faces...definitely on the butt (preferably in combination with pretty panties)...this gag can take many forms; I'll let Tamara Z demonstrate (see pics)

Not listed was cleavage! AFTER the primary target (face), I like to see the custard fall onto the girl's breasts!

I'm more of a classic pie to the face type of guy. Also I like seeing women getting their breasts pied, both topless pieings and when they are still wearing their bras and let the pie slop run down into the cleavage, and pieings on the butt, which are nice to me no matter the size of a ladies derreire.

Rev, you left out "All of the above"!


A nice pie to the face is primary for me!

And most people that know me know that I love butts, bums, bottoms, derrieres or whatever your favorite name is for this most delectable female part! So a pie or cake (applied or sat on) on a female bottom is VERY erotic for me!

And as the pies to the face splatter, or go off-center of the main target, I love seeing a woman's hair getting trashed! Long or short, (but preferably long ) seeing a woman's crowning glory go from perfect to destroyed is one of my favorite things about WAM!

When the mess is particularly gooey, and is worked into the hair top & bottom, I go crazy!

Norman

It's a shame you lost touch with Tamara Z

I love to see a bottom pied in many ways! From a surprise delivery to a slow deliberate splatter with the victim bent over and positioned just right.

Having said that a large sloppy pie to the face with the contents slipping down into the cleavage is a wonderful sight.

Hum??! Must you ask??!!

My favorite place for a CAKE to land remains Breana's face.

AGREED!! Breana even waits to wipe her face until the frosting drips off her face just so you can catch it!!!

Haha, you're never gonna let me forget I mislabeled this SS180 clip originally!

Bre has become the Queen of Cakes, which is hilarious because I'm not sure she even LIKES getting caked. Maybe that's the appeal? The other day she said something like, "I'm glad this scene had ONLY two cakes" and I just laughed... because now 2 is a low number....

On my pussy

While a pie to the face is always a good option I do love the way some guys squirm when they get pied on the dick.

Sorry Rich, I thought I fixed that the last time it happened!!

A woman after my own heart. And yes, I'm squirming.

Robby: some of you worst puns yet!

jinxguy: I have heard occasionally (rarely, out of the blue) from Tamara...but her follow up/follow through is almost non-existent (except back when i was still paying out royalties for video sales)...I do think about her often and always wish her the best...she was the most fun model to work with ever!

If not here then there. It's been a while new stuff coming soon. Hope everyone is well!

I agree. Faces, pussies/dicks are the best places to get pied. Messier the better l.
Think I speak for most when I say if you ever want you can pie my dick anytime. BTW

I love how big the difference is between people who post a reply and people who vote.

Personally, pussy/hair.

On my face especially if it's a real cream pie. I just love the way a guy splats it all over my face especially when it covers my entire face. I call those the pie smashes. The impact upon it hitting my face gets me so aroused. I also get very happy when I know it will just be planted and so nicely pushed and smushed into my face a couple of different ways. That makes me feel like I've earned a great creaming from a man that really has been wanting to give it me.

Good observation. I think producers should take that into account when they see posts on UMD. There are a lot of vocal members here but there is a much larger contingent of lurkers. For example, almost every pie in the face post without nudity immediately gets commented on with "helpful" suggestions. A producer may think, "Wow, I should follow this suggestion with my vids, they will definitely sell better." Forgetting that there is a silent majority out there.

I think anyone selling videos should have already figure that out. Some of my scenes that get the most comments and "loves" are the worst sellers. I noticed early on that a significant majority of the people buying my films are the ones with empty profiles who have never made a single post. Of course there are exceptions but making scenes based on comments or ever polls is not a recipe for success.

Firstly, I like a pretty face and nice hair having a pie slammed into it. Secondly, I like the outfit being systematically plastered with more pies

I think it's akin to the 'halo effect'...frequent posters may not buy videos, but the frequency of sales of videos is tied (loosely) to the number of posts about the video (or showing pics from the video)...I think Soundguy can confirm this effect (in general; it's not a one-to-one effect)....but we have noticed it over the years quite often.

Yes..don't worry. As producers the clearest and most helpful feedback we get is sales!

Doesn't mean that these questions and polls aren't interesting of course, quite the opposite in fact, but I don't think any producer would change style because of individual comments.

Loving all the opinions and comments here..keep em coming

You didn't have my favorites in the list. I had to choose one. You left off Faye, Maria and Jessie.