Hello my beautiful Brits! This is a shout out to you all that I would like to come to England for sessions and filming June and July this summer 2017. Because of the many flake outs of the USA tour I will need to plan this time and find out who's interested in booking and filming ahead of time to make sure I can afford to come over. If you are interested please email me asap so I can slowly start planning over the next couple months. We will need to get hotels or you will need to have a place available for us to Wam. Price will be £200 plus train fare and you provide mess. I'm trying to start organizing early to keep train fares to a minimum for everyone by making a decent route where as I usually am in a state of complete chaos going from one end of the country to another and back again. Ireland and Scotland reach out too! I miss y'all!

Mypierogative@gmail.com please write your Umd name and location in the subject line.

Do yourself a favor, you kinky Brits; book a session (and follow-through with it). You shall not be disappointed.

It Will be nice to have you back in the UK again Maria

It will be amazing to have you back. I am down to my last 17 unreleased scenes with you!

I have tweeted you about a possible date (for filming as opposed to taking you to the cinema, buying you popcorn etc)

Meanwhile..people of Wales, I am almost certain that Maria loves you too and would be keen to hear from you

(Maria: Apologies if in fact you have a deep seated irrational dislike of the Welsh and deliberately left them out of your email.)

Oh shut it! Lol! I assumed Wales is mainland UK! Of course I love the Welsh!

You have 17 unreleased scenes with me still?! I'd have thought you'd run out by now! Wow!

The Banter Here is great

Why are you holding out Reverend???? Keeping them for your private stash and having a hard time letting go?

train fare from where?

Like to space out the releases a bit, vary up the models so people don't get bored.

Yuu will get to see these great Maria scenes all in good time. . You know a pleasure deferred is a pleasure doubled.

Reread post please.

Hi gungedwam - here's the bit you want

'I'm trying to start organizing early to keep train fares to a minimum for everyone by making a decent route'

I'm trying to find a thread from last year where there was a discussion involving getting messy in hotel rooms...

Can anyone find that?

And does anyone have any other tips about going to a hotel room to get messy?

@Maria - Any particular tips/requests from you in terms of getting a room ready for your arrival?

Going to figure out how much messy stuff I can fit in my bags without looking suitably suspicious for a one night stay!

don't worry about the amount of stuff. some people travel all the time for work and have to take a lot of kit with them and into a hotel room to keep it safe as opposed to leaving it in a car or whatever

staff won't bat an eyelid on check in if its all looking like luggage rather than carrier bags

if you can't be arsed carrying much or are still worried get some small buckets and take bags of gugne powder instead. mix from the tap in the room. (take a whisk!)

take strong binbags and strong plastic, tape, bulldog clips, microfibre cloths & cleaner, you can even fit buckets into certain suitcases (and source small buckets)

I book large rooms and take a pool where possible but if space is limited you can do a makeshift 'pool' with strong plastic (125 gauge polythene off ebay... take it off the roll, fold and pack it) by propping it up usually in the space between the bottom of the bed and the desk/tv table and taping or clipping it in place. in between bed and windowsill can work too.

I help set up and clean up and go shopping with people. Haha. No worry about hotels. I meet before hand to hang out and will walk people through it all. Hotels are no big deal.

Hello everyone,
I would like to know if there are any stores in the UK that sell lagre buckets of peanut butter and where i can buy good cakes?

Bulk Buy Stores might be you best bet. They are the places that shops and cafes and similar places use

If only I had £200 spare...

Thanks All!

I get the impression that what Candy & Maria don't know about getting messy you could probably fit on a postage stamp

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Gather round children, and I'll explain what a postage stamp is...

Hola all!! Just an update on the current situation for a UK return. I need to hear back from a few more people. So far I've only gotten 8 emails. Agh! The plane ticket is almost a grand... that's everything I made from USA tour. So id be arriving with nada... again! I'll be coming for 2 months and hopefully picking up work along the way as well. So please anyone else please message me asap if you are wanting a session. The ticket prices are going to start going up in the next few weeks if they are following the usual flow.

Ps if anyone has leads on cheaper airfare please let me know!! I keep hearing about these special deals but haven't found any tickets for any of these super cheap flights. Maybe they are sold out? Or a myth. Ha! I'm going round trip leaving from New Orleans and can fly into anywhere in the U.K.

I vaguely remember some announcement of cheap flights which involved changing planes in Iceland.

Attention UK, ATTENTION UK! Maria returning in June and July. She's coming home

Remember all those tears we shed when she left for her second home last Autumn..all the agonies of Mypierogative Withdrawal Syndrome (MWS)..everything we went through....

.....and now we can have her back, if enough of us can book sessions or shots to cover her plane ticket. So lets not miss out on Maria Mayhem for want of a few bookings. I have booked Maria in...now it's over to you. Producers...wammers ..lets come together and start filling Maria's calendar (and her knickers) .

and if you have never sessioned with a WAM model before due to shyness, you won't find another model currently sessioning who can make it a more relaxed and fun thing

Can you imagine the wailing and lamenting if Maria had to cancel her trip due to lack of bookings? Lets not put ourselves through that.

We can even bring along some Welsh wammers to help her understand the construction of Great Britain, the UK etc, using pies as a penalty for incorrect answers

Three pics to illustrate my point..lets not end up red-faced about this..we need to get to the bottom of the problem, and get Maria laughing again

So send Maria an email and make your booking now, if not sooner.

Haha thanks Rev! And no worries... I'm still laughing. Takes quite a bit to keep me down! I'm sure this will all work out. I heard from another person today! So just a couple more and I'll say "fuck it!" and buy the ticket. I found a reasonable one way that I hope to buy next Tuesday morning when they hit their cheapest point. I'll worry about my ticket out later. After loads of searching it seems like the best plan.

FUCK YOU ANDY!!!

I don't think I'll be having any sessions lined up in Ministry, not so far anyway. Do you want to go to the farm though? Let me know if you do and I'll make sure to be there.

I snagged a last minute session a few weeks ago on her USA tour and it was great! I highly recommend going for it. More pics in profile... thanks Maria!

Hehehe! That was fun indeed! And guess what? My toll tag didn't work on the rental so I only got charged a dollar for all the zigzagging around up there!!! Score!!!

I've bought the ticket! Plane lands in UK June 6th!

You should have just received a message from the seneschal here at the Hall. We'd love to have you back with us in Yorkshire once more.

I (for one, of many!) am quite pleased about this

Come and say hi if you're in Birmingham.

Woo Have you bought a return ticket too, or is that open-ended?