Lookie what happened! I dressed up for an evening at the opera but of course, the Shipper had given me the wrong date as he had other nefarious plans...
He thinks he "destroyed" me. What?? Puh-leeze. *yawns*
Haha, just kidding! It was a lovely mess but "destroyed"??? Nah.
Frenchgirlmessy said: great art as always mr bee you are gorgeous in this outfit I notice that you like to pie in beautiful maybe you could try on office outfits like this
Randyrex said: Mrs. Bee your messy pics (especially your pie in the face content) has been consistently amazing for years. You and Bigshipper have inspired countless messy sessions (outfits, type of pies and whatnot) between me and my wife so bravo for that and bravo for letting us see awesome pics like these.
Thanks for the shoutout on the content and that's awesome we gave you and your wife a little inspiration!
The Man and The Wife said: Absolutely lovely. The pies almost look like they are a sort of cake batter!
That's a bingo.
Let the pie purists will come after me with their pitchforks, ha, but last few shoots have been experimenting with thick cake batter and love the results. I also have been digging the messy pix that Jakesm posts and couple messy pix I have seen on Pinterest.
To riff on T.S. Elliot: "Good wammers borrow, great wammers steal."
Hue and Pie said: Already goading Bigshipper to "destroy" you in the next shoot, love it. I think he does a pretty good job here though in my opinion. Fantastic pics!
Mrs Bee was asking me "what should I call my post?" Me: "how about, the Messy Destruction of Mrs. Bee?" Her: "psst! You call that destruction?"
simp99 said: You two rock! Is there a deteriorating portrait of Mrs Bee secreted away in her attic? How does she not age like the rest of us?
Thanks, Simp! I think she does and even I'm not aware of it....I think she keeps it in one of those storage rentals. Or maybe she takes baths in the blood of virgins.
Meanwhile, Bigshipper started out on the UMD looking like Justin Bieber and now I look like Uncle Fester. It ain't fair, lol.
Awesome, great to see Mrs Bee back and as beautiful (and messy) as ever How come I've never seen that at the opera?? A messy Magic Flute would be great Ooh, Mrs Bee would be a perfect Violetta from La Traviata, drinking songs, debauchery, hedonism..add in mess..perfect
simp99 said: You two rock! Is there a deteriorating portrait of Mrs Bee secreted away in her attic? How does she not age like the rest of us?
Thanks, Simp! I think she does and even I'm not aware of it....I think she keeps it in one of those storage rentals. Or maybe she takes baths in the blood of virgins.
Meanwhile, Bigshipper started out on the UMD looking like Justin Bieber and now I look like Uncle Fester. It ain't fair, lol.
Oh my god stop!!! Wait, can you do the light bulb thing?
Awesome, great to see Mrs Bee back and as beautiful (and messy) as ever How come I've never seen that at the opera?? A messy Magic Flute would be great Ooh, Mrs Bee would be a perfect Violetta from La Traviata, drinking songs, debauchery, hedonism..add in mess..perfect
Randyrex said: Mrs. Bee your messy pics (especially your pie in the face content) has been consistently amazing for years. You and Bigshipper have inspired countless messy sessions (outfits, type of pies and whatnot) between me and my wife so bravo for that and bravo for letting us see awesome pics like these.
Hue and Pie said: Already goading Bigshipper to "destroy" you in the next shoot, love it. I think he does a pretty good job here though in my opinion. Fantastic pics!
Bigshipper said Meanwhile, Bigshipper started out on the UMD looking like Justin Bieber and now I look like Uncle Fester. It ain't fair, lol.
It's an absolute scream the way you refer to yourself in the third person! OMG... Anyway, you DO NOT look like Uncle Fester, ya nut! What is wrong with you???