I've always been interested in organizing a messy session with a model from the UMD. I live in the UK and so there are several models who offer messy sessions and who live within a few hours drive.
My birthday is near the end of September and I'm tempted to take the plunge and do a session but there's one thing that has always worried me. From all the pictures people have posted on the forums about their session they are having a great time getting messy in their underwear, but I'm worried that if I'm in a similar situation then I'll get a boner. Now the best case scenario is that the model ignores it and we carry on getting messy, however the worst case is that the model is horrified, gets angry at me and throws me out of their house midsession still covered in slime and pies.
So my question to the forum is aimed at both models and their customers really, has this situation every arisen (pun intended) and how was it dealt with? Was it laughed off, or was the session brought to an abrupt halt? Do models have a list of "do's" and "don'ts" that they provide the customer before the session?
I would love to do a session but this worry about offending the model/embarrassing myself has always stopped me from proceeding.
All I can say is that when I did this shoot with Axa, https://umd.net/forums/a_fan_has_the_highlight_of_his I thought I would and actually said to her before that I might get one. She was fine with this, as it happened I didn't get one. Not that it wasn't amazing and very enjoyable! She actually said afterwards "did I do anything wrong?" The models, I would expect are there to help fulfil a fantasy. They realise that it is your fetish and therefore I would imagine they would expect it to arouse you. Just talk to them before hand. Sure it wouldn't be a problem.
I wouldn't worry... In fact I think most models would be more surprised if you didn't get an erection!
The whole point in doing a session is because it excites you, As long as you are mature enough to conduct yourself in a civilised and respectful way (wood or no wood) then you'll be fine,
its like a thumbs up in your pants! fucking awesome! we have encountered many boners.....i wont say i didn't rub my panties on it.....but nobody did any whacking off. lol!!! basically, they went to the strip club. just a little more naughty.
nothing wrong with a good ol fashioned erection to start the day off right! woot! not near as good as jessica's. i am laughing out loud over that!!
I must admit, this is something I've wondered about. However relaxed you may feel chatting to your 'chosen' model about wam, unless it's something they bring up (pun unintended) to me it feels like a difficult subject to broach. So I think it's a good approach to have the question answered b4hand.
Jessie, your wonderfully-phrased reply did make me smile, so you get a more usual for that!
I've always been interested in organizing a messy session with a model from the UMD. I live in the UK and so there are several models who offer messy sessions and who live within a few hours drive.
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I would say go for it! I've had a couple & they've been brilliant. Definitely hoping to do more - just lack of money that's stopping me.
I've had a couple of sessions, and I definatly had a boner at times. It wasn't an issue, as long as you are respectful. It isn't sexual, but as you will be naked most of the time with beautiful women, having a great time, it can happen. Just enjoy!
Love you, too
It's a like thumbs up in your pants. 
for that!
Jessie 
