In the Duck Season, Wabbit Season cartoons, no matter what transpires, it is Daffy that gets shot. Bugs and Elmer are unharmed. Every time I watch this I think what a great idea this would be for a pie shoot. 3 girls and no matter what gets said, the same girl gets nailed over and over.

I tried this once with a custom and it didn't really work. And I truly believe it would be hard to pull off because it is very dialogue heavy and the girls have to understand the humor.

But I mention it because there might be a producer out there looking for a new idea and want to challenge themselves.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17ocaZb-bGg

Well, I've done this "vague" idea a couple times, but just with two girls. Most recently SS163 and specifically Scene One. It actually came out pretty great, and sold quite well (hopefully not JUST because people expected the hot blonde to get it!).

I will say, it's a deterrent for most producers to pay 3 models for a scene when only 1 is getting messy. (And for those who think those models would agree to get paid less or even nothing.... HAHAHAHA You clearly have never dealt with models!!) So it's certainly custom territory. And you have to find the right models too! (I suggested to SS178 Taylor that Nicole could return with her, but stay clean, and BOY she shot that idea down in a hurry! "I'm not gonna be the only one getting messy!" Or something similar.)

THE NEW GIRL
[CARRIE wears some kind of sexy bikini or dress, and TAYLOR does the same.]

CARRIE: Hey everybody out there! I'm sure you already know who I am, but But [TAYLOR is clueless, and after a few seconds she nudges her with a Get on with it look.]
TAYLOR: Whoops, sorry! Hi everybody! I'm the new girl [squints as if reading a cue card] Your Name.
RICH [OC]: Cut! Cut! Carrie, what is this?
C: Now Rich, remember how you told me to find someone super cheap? Well, this is what you get.
T: Hey! Are you calling me cheap??
C: [to T] No one's calling you cheap. You're a rare and precious talent. [to R] Yeah, she's not very good. You're gonna have to bear with her on this.
R: Well, can she at least model some pies for me?
C: Probably. Once I show her how it's done. [She begins modeling a pie and explaining her technique to T.]
T: Hey, I think I can handle that! So do I just [She reaches for the pie.]
C: Ah ah ah! You have to say the magic words Right Rich?
T: Oh, okay! Hey, give me a pie! [CARRIE gets excited, waiting for the inevitable hit, but instead DIRECTOR just hands TAYLOR a pie.] Thanks! [She starts modeling as CARRIE looks annoyed.]
R: Nice work! You're a natural!
T: [handing pie back] Thanks! That was really easy, Carrie. I don't know why you don't do this more often.
C: [turning to her, then back to RICH, incredulous] Seriously? Nothing??
R: I'm not following you, Carrie.
C: She said the trigger words for pies and slime, but look at her. 100% clean!!
R: Carrie, not every script I write HAS to follow the formula. We can change it up sometimes.
C: Really??
R: Really! In fact, I just finished a script where no one gets messy the entire time!
C: You're kidding!
R: Nope. It's right here in my hand.
C: Oh, awesome! Just let me have it then! [gets pied as TAYLOR laughs]
R: However I didn't say it was THIS script.
C: Of course. Should've known.
T: Should've known what? Why did that happen to you, Carrie?
C: It's simple. Every single time I say something innocent, like, Hey! I want it! [gets pied] I get pied.
T: Oh wow. Well then, maybe don't say things like, Hit me in the face with a pie. [Nothing happens. CARRIE looks around, frustrated, while TAYLOR stays oblivious.]
C: Again?! Rich, are you hearing this??
R: I'm sorry. Hearing what?
C: She just said, Hit me in the face with a pie! [gets hit in the face with a pie]
T: Carrie, what did I JUST tell you? Boy, who's the new girl here?
C: Are you kidding me?? The whole point of inviting you was to make sure all the pies wound up in your face. YOUR FACE!
T: Hang on YOUR FACE? [points at CARRIE]
C: Yes. MY FACE! [suddenly realizes] Wait No!! [gets pied]
R: Boy, that gag never gets old.
C: Really, Rich? It feels like ALL your gags are super old. Why can't you try something new?
R: Alright, if you insist [He smears a Chega pie in her face.] How about that?
C: Yep. That was new alright.
R: Honestly, Carrie, I thought you were smarter than this.
T: Me too. I mean, if you want a pie, just say it. Hand me a pie. [She is handed a pie.] Hey, thanks!
C: Hang on Why did that just.
T: Oh Carrie, you just have to have better [smashes the pie in K's face] Technique.
C: Oh yeah?? Just you wait! Rich, hand me that Thing. [She is handed a pie. Immediately she grins an evil grin and threatens TAYLOR with it.]
T: Oh come on now, Carrie. You don't want to do that.
C: Oh no. I REALLY do. Payback is a bitch.
T: Yep. It certainly IS. [On the last word, she shoves the pie up and back into CARRIE'S own face, stunned.]
C: That was NOT supposed to happen. [She wipes angrily.]
T: You're absolutely right, Carrie. Rich, I think in the script, it was supposed to be chocolate?
R: Yes, it was. Thanks for reminding me! [pies CARRIE with a choc pie]
T: Hey, happy to help. [She laughs and samples some pie off CARRIE's face.]
R: Wow! I gotta say, the new girl is really showing you up, Carrie! I think you underestimated her here.
C: [angry] Yeah, well, this skit's not over yet! Gimme another pie! [She is hit with a thrown pie.]
T: [laughing] Wow. You are REALLY bad at this!
R: You know what, though? As fun as this has been, let's give her a break, okay? I think it's only fair we even the skit up a bit.
T: [sighing] Yeah I guess you're probably right. [straightens herself] Alright, I guess I'm ready.
C: [looking at her, then back at RICH, as if unbelieving] Seriously? She's FINALLY gonna get her pies? Yes! AWESOME!
T: Well, I mean, it had to happen eventually. Plus, it's only fair. I mean, why would only one girl get hit with [stops, confused] Um, hit with.
C: [frustrated] Hit with a pie! Hit with a pie!! [gets another thrown pie]
T: Exactly. [admiring CARRIE] Thanks for reminding me.
C: Rich, that's it! You said you were evening up the skit, so do it already! No tricks! No bait and switch!
T: She has a point, you know. Let's do this. [bracing herself] Is it gonna hurt? Am I gonna see it coming?
C: Not really. Usually it's just a complete surprise [gets another thrown pie] Aw c'mon!!
R: Sorry. Still in the habit. Okay, for real this time.
T: Okay, for real this time. [bracing herself, until] Oh wait, my shoe's untied. Let me just [She bends over just as RICH throws the pie, so of course it hits CARRIE.]
T: [raising back up] And All ready to Go. [inspecting CARRIE] Oops.
C: Oops? OOPS?!? [angry] I invite you on this shoot, and even give you $20 out of my own pocket, and ALL you had to do was stand there and take all the pies! How hard is that??
T: Harder than it looks, actually.
C: No, it's not! Look at me! I literally don't have to do ANYTHING. Watch! [She composes herself, looks directly at the camera, and smiles big.] Hi everybody! [She immediately gets pie sandwiched.]
T: Wow. I guess some of us are just naturally talented at getting messy.
C: [defeated] Yeah. I guess some of us are.
T: Honestly, Carrie, I don't know how you do it. Seriously. I DON'T KNOW. Taking all those pies? I don't know what I would do.
C: [unbelieving that the slime still hasn't triggered] You don't know?? You don't know?? [throwing her arms up in frustration] What does a girl have to do to get slimed around here?? [gets slimed]
T: Apparently That.
R: And Scene. Nice work, Taylor! And Carrie, way to be a trooper as always.
C: No problem. I mean, it's not like it's anything different from what normally happens to me. Every single time.
R: Well now, hang on Carrie. Do you really want something different? Because I can do different.
T: You know what? I'd like to see something different too.
C: Sure Rich, since you're asking, why not? Just do something different Whoa!! [She trips and falls into a cake that R is holding. After a few seconds, she lifts her head and sighs.]
C: Yep. That was different.

This is a great idea Bozo. I'm sure we can pull it off with Amy being the "Daffy Duck" in the group.

Bozo, I think what you're describing is the basic plot of about 50% of RevSlymsford's videos.

Our version would have Mr MG playing the pie thrower with his back to the camera and Penelope and Amy on each side of him doing the back and forth dialogue.

I did write a line for line script, similar to Rich's script above. Jordana was the producer. To be fair, two of the girls we hired we models that were not actresses, but girls that shot photographs for magazines and the like. But boy, they didn't come close to getting it right. The IMAGERY is there if I watch it on mute, but the dialogue...... bad. lol

See, I believe there is a way to have your cake and eat it too. If you are willing to pay for a 30 minute video (like I am), you can have the first 15-20 minutes be just ONE girl getting it. And the final 10-15 minutes involves the other girls getting it as the messy girl gets her revenge. Or maybe the two clean girls start to bicker and it leads to a pie fight.

And yes, I mentioned "cake" in a non-WAM sense. First time for this site!

That sounds perfect! It would have the UMD's best thrower and his two hottest models!

I'm now imagining Maria dressed as Elmer Fudd with a pie blunderbuss going "huhuhuhuhuhuh"

I love this idea! There are very few funny wam videos, and this would be an excellent way to set one up. The one thing I would add to make it work is to hire an Actress to be the messy one, not a Model. The clean girls can enjoy themselves and laugh as much as they want at the poor messy girl, but the girl who's getting it has to carefully control her reactions and convey her scripted expectations.
First and foremost, she can't laugh or smile when she gets it, or the comedy evaporates. Surprise and indignation have seem natural to her. Second, she has to appear to believe that she isn't the one who's going to get it. She'll be oblivious before the first time, laugh at one of the other girls when she thinks it's going to be her turn to get it, and believe she'll succeed when she tries to get her herself.
This is not at all an easy acting feat, and I totally understand why nearly all of the models in videos posted around here don't even attempt it.

i'll keep it short simple & sweet A Disney Princess pie fight. Belle, Jasmine, Ariel.

Obviously the way to pull this off is with Breana as the girl who gets pied, and Rich and Regis in drag as the clean girls.

Money. In. The. Bank. Rich!

Producers in drag is never a good idea, Regis. (Even before the strap-on...)

"I can just update my Instagram if you two want to get a room or something...." - Breana

Thanks for the shout out Piero. Well we certainly have plenty of scenes where 1 girl gets totally humiliated whilst the other two stay totally clean, that's for sure .

I think Bozo1 and I are on the same page there for sure..indeed we even once co-wrote a custom together, several years ago.

I like the idea of taking it to the extreme by having the other girls say things that shoud get them pied but somehow they aren't...great script from Rich to bring that to life

I love that idea as well!!!

Bozo is my guru when it comes to wam scripts indeed!!

Why he didn't want the lottery and dedicate his whole life writting scripts!!!

What do you think of this story I wrote a few years ago?
I wrote it in Portuguese and translated it into English, I believe there may be some difficulty understanding because my English is not the best, but the idea is more or less this.

http://tortaseretas.blogspot.com.br/2013/12/for-who-like-reads.html

If I dedicate my whole life to writing WAM, what would I list as my occupation when asked for it?