Tar_n_Feathers said: I just saw this group has been created, so I thought I would pop its cherry with a cautionary tale...

I'm in a relationship and have been for a loooong time My partner is seriously not into sploshing, so the times I get to play are rare and when I do it's in a hotel room...

[Travelodge disabled room at a motorway service station by choice - totally anonymous, a place with large bins to lose bags of rubbish and mess. A wet room you can wash down (and get tied up in)...]

or at home on those really rare moments when everyone is away.

So following a self-WAM session, I clean like it's a murder scene. I'm sure my wife knew something was happening when the bathroom was suddenly sparkling like new!

But there was the one time when I had cleaned everything... well, almost...

She called me in and showed me the molasses handprint on the tiled shower wall... Oh Shit!

So, my lesson to you all... double-check... and check again...

As for the time, in a shared house when my housemate **needed** to come into the bathroom while I was covered in custard... That's another clean up story!