Not long now until my entire head is plastered in very smelly salad cream. My eyes and neck decorated with boiled egg slices.

I'm going to be unrecognisable and turned a stinky pale yellow.

I have a new clown costume and wig to wear.

Hope you're as excited as me to see the photos and video

Patsy Pastry The Stinky Clown.

Just boiled the eggs. Cooling in the fridge.

I have 4 large squeezy bottles and a large catering bottle of Heinz salad cream ready.

Almost time x

Excited to see the stinking result!

I'm so going to stink and be plastered. Don't forget to comment on how I look and smell. x