Look at how stupid I am in this photo. Everything needs plastering unrecognisable.
What should be used. You decide and I'll choose one of you at random to do it in person. Just tell me what you want to use from the list below and how you'd ensure that I'd be unrecognisable and stink after
Heinz Salad Cream topped with egg salad
HP original brown sauce topped with Branston pickle
Blue cheese condiment topped with blue cheese flakes
Ooooof what if you mixed them up -- cover your face/head in bleu cheese and then mixed in the egg salad. That feels really smelly and might even make you gag a little!
I agree that a mixture might a good idea. what about starting with the blue cheese shampooed into your hair followed by a coating of ketchup and then topped with a few tins of tuna in oil. That should make you a stinking mess for a good day or two Patsy
Love you, too
