So, you want to humiliate a females head.

Here's Patsy's script.

Attached is my photo. The aim is to cover everything on show until I'm unrecognisable.

Today we will be using HP sauce original.

1 x catering bottle
4 x regular squeezy bottles

1 bottle left shoulder
1 bottle right shoulder
1 for total neck coverage
1 catering bottle to slow pour to cover hair left and right side then slow pour to cover my entire face
Last bottle to squirt covering any gaps on my face.

Next 1 x catering tub of Branston pickle as a head topper into a nice mood.

Two boiled egg slices to cover my eyes.

A pepperami placed up each nostril.

So everything in that photo has turned into a very smelly brown plastered blob

Patsy x