They can bring it Regis! I have a new whisk and am ready to party!

"Let the spankings begin!"

Norman

this is what ariel and i actually look like....
we just hacked a really nice version of photoshop....


lol. fuck i wish i knew how to use photoshop! lol XD but yeah, where i live now....you go about 2 miles down the road away from the burbs and you will find these fuckers....

Insert inappropriate invitation to tour my deep south comment :ohbruther:

Update!!! I'll be in Tampa on feb 17. So 16 and 18th are open for florida sessions!

Naturally just you're coming to Seattle I might be out of town for a couple of weeks in March. Oh well, do please enjoy your stay here.

I had an amazing session with Maria this morning!

Before we got messy, we each spanked each other! Maria had mentioned in one of RevSL's threads that she hadn't been spanked by Pandora yet. So I decided to take matters into my own hands (so to speak). Maria doesn't like hard spankings, so we did playful, sexy spankings that stung "more than just a little"!

Then we did some messy games, where the loser got a forfeit. I told her that today was to celebrate my birthday 3 weeks ago, so we both wore our "Birthday Suits"! We started out with a cherry pie eating contest! (Spoiler: Maria hates eating pies, loves throwing them! ) She got into it, getting cherry pie filling all over her cute face! (She looked adorable, btw.....) But she lost, so she got cold Karo corn Syrup poured all over her.

Then we had to find a candy orange slice hidden in two chocolate cakes. Maria won that one, and I got a gallon of freezing melted ice cream poured over me!

Then we played a number of rounds of "pick the high card" out of a deck! We both got pied all over many times! And the two Jokers were in the deck. Anyone who pulled that got to do a really messy forfeit on the other. WE BOTH PICKED THE TWO JOKERS ON THE SAME TURN!! Can you believe that? So we both got to really trash the other!!

As I told Maria, none of the games were rigged. As much as I wanted to get her messy, I also wanted her to get *me* messy! So it was totally honest!

I had a couple of other games to play, but we ran out of time. When we were done, we showered and helped each other to clean off. Then we cleaned up the room, leaving the next person to wonder why it was clean but smelled like chocolate! (Not really!)

So Maria went on to her next victim, I mean client, and I went to work with a stinging butt and a smile on my face!

Thanks, Maria!! You were awesome! Always so playful and fun, not to mention so cute & sexy!

Norman

Y'all are so lucky having Maria come through the South n pie you; like Sherman's march in late '64, but spreading joy and baked goods! I do fantasize about you Maria, in a Daisy Duke outfit bringing me my "just desserts", but I guess New Zealand is a little too far south...

That would certainly be the *Deep* South!

Norman

Well, financially the Deep South tour would be considered a disaster. Lol! A 2 week tour 3000 miles of driving for $900! I'd like to say... totally worth it!!!! So much fun! Thanks to all my fellow broke ass producers that put me up for free and helped me film. I love my umd family Y'all get ready for the last stop of my tour! It will be a fantastic and amazing feat of spastic strength! Woohoo!!!

Aaaaaaack! There should be a big warning before scrolling down to clown photos (at least the rubber chicken helps offset it)!

Sad to hear tour costs have sucked, but at least it sounds like you've done your typically-marvelous job at always keeping a fun attitude and making the most of it.

I'll make it to New Zealand one day !!

Maria, I've just spent five weeks doing a road trip down here .. so good I don't have words.
More of you should put NZ in your bucket list sometime. Mess or no mess

NZ is most definitely on my bucket list!!!! Chipping away at it... slowly. Haha