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Dreaming of warmer days! female messy
Just got hit by our second big snow storm of the year this weekend, now dealing with temperatures well below freezing :-/ As I am out here maneuvering a snow blower around, I'm dreaming of warmer da...
1/20/251/20/25 
by JD and Messy Andi
1/21/251/21/25 by SimonUK
Replies: 3
Views: 672
Christmas Pie Butt female messy
This bit of our Christmas themed sploshing was a bit too risque to post on YouTube so we added it to our profile here x-D -JD https://umd.net/videos/christmas-butt-pies
12/21/2412/21/24 
by JD and Messy Andi
12/23/2412/23/24 by Brattyshortcakes
Replies: 7
Views: 1763
Holiday Messy Feet female messy
Someone gave us a Boston cream pie and instead of eating it, we decided to have a little fun with it x-D -JD https://youtu.be/hFMDHGZdyhQ
12/19/2412/19/24 
by JD and Messy Andi
12/20/2412/20/24 by SimonUK
Replies: 1
Views: 1091
Dunk Tank, Pies and Slime; Oh My! female messy
Wasn't quite sure where to make this post, mods please feel free to move it if you think it is necessary. We usually post our dunk tank shenanigans in the wetlook forum, but this one included a fair a...
11/29/2411/29/24 
by JD and Messy Andi
12/2/2412/2/24 by Brattyshortcakes
Replies: 7
Views: 1799
Happy Halloween! female messy
We hope everyone has a messy Halloween! :) JD & Andi https://youtu.be/MGArx1vrjoQ https://youtu.be/x3_Ei6NPyoo
10/31/2410/31/24 
by JD and Messy Andi
11/3/2411/3/24 by SimonUK
Replies: 10
Views: 2158
Cheerleader Dunked! female wetlook
Been a while since we posted a dunking, so here is Andi going in the dunk tank wearing her new 1 piece cheerleader outfit! :) -JD https://youtu.be/iGOvo5RXSlQ
8/28/248/28/24 
by JD and Messy Andi
10/5/2410/5/24 by JD and Messy Andi
Replies: 5
Views: 2864
Spooky Season is upon us! (Cinderella Dunking) female wetlook
October is here! Billy Joe has been woken and Halloween is right around the corner :) Figured we'd start the month off with a costumed dunking. Andi is dressed as Cinderella and is ready for the b...
10/1/2410/1/24 
by JD and Messy Andi
10/2/2410/2/24 by SimonUK
Replies: 5
Views: 3180
Not our usual sploshing... (Mesy shoes/feet) female messy
We don't usually take requests, but after posting our last video someone asked if we could do a messing of the heels Andi wore in it. Not our usual sploshing, but it had been a while since we had don...
9/19/249/19/24 
by JD and Messy Andi
9/25/249/25/24 by PiePiskie
Replies: 6
Views: 2930
Dunk Tank Shenanigans and a Thank You female wetlook
We decided to beat the heatwave here by trying out our dunk tank filling plans! For a bit of backstory, in 2018 I stumbled on a Craigslist ad for a dunk tank and bought it on a whim. I had not consi...
7/30/237/30/23 
by JD and Messy Andi
7/31/237/31/23 by Wet_stuff2m
Replies: 5
Views: 1869
Lingerie Cake Sit and Messy Feet female messy
Making good use of a free cake ;-) Video: https://umd.net/profile/i/jd-and-messy-andi/section/videos/video/andi-cake-sit
4/21/234/21/23 
by JD and Messy Andi
4/23/234/23/23 by Oops
Replies: 4
Views: 1171
Shamrocks and Shenanigans female messy
Happy St. Patrick's Day! While the weather has been less than ideal, we have been having fun making these sploshing shorts. And this shoot in particular marked a milestone for us. Last year Andi fo...
3/17/233/17/23 
by JD and Messy Andi
3/19/233/19/23 by JD and Messy Andi
Replies: 14
Views: 1865
Cake Sit? female messy
From time to time, a local store drops off near (or sometimes past) date baked goods at one of my jobs. If no one has claimed them by the end of my shift, I consider them fair game. This cake was si...
2/26/232/26/23 
by JD and Messy Andi
3/10/233/10/23 by gpgt90
Replies: 8
Views: 1298
Teaching my Helper trans messy
1/31/231/31/23 
by hope
3/6/233/6/23 by SirPies
Replies: 19
Views: 2230
The ball can't be the only thing that drops this New Years Eve... female messy
Hope everyone has a great New Years! Andi decided she wanted to do a sploshing to mark the occasion. She was a real trooper on this one, we are well into winter where we live. This was also her fir...
12/31/2212/31/22 
by JD and Messy Andi
12/31/2212/31/22 by oilslick
Replies: 4
Views: 1497
A Sploshing Wedding! female messy
Andi is in for a messy wedding day, and stars as all the characters! While no where near the production quality, we tried to do this as a homage to Bill Shipton and the old Splosh! magazine shoots....
12/11/2212/11/22 
by JD and Messy Andi
12/15/2212/15/22 by JD and Messy Andi
Replies: 10
Views: 4246
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