This is for all the wrestling fans on UMD since there seems to be a number of ya. What's your dream WWE wam scenario? You can include AEW, or really just any messy ideas in wrestling in general.
Becky Lynch, Sasha Banks and Bailey in a triple threat match where there's loads of thanksgiving pies outside the ring. All three of them get properly pied in the face with a full camera view and close up afterwards. Then Bianca Belair comes down to laugh at them all and gets tied up to a chair and completely covered by them all with the leftover pies
I don't know who the current WWE stars are, but based on memories from 20 years back:
There was a very haughty manager woman, liked to boss everyone around, but sometimes she'd get her come-uppance. So assuming there's still someone like that involved now, she should be seated, on a high bar stool, at one side of a huge inflateable pool filled two feet deep with rice pudding and strawberry jam. The jam should be in big dollops, not (yet) mixed into the rice pudding. The manager lady should be wearing either an ultra-smart Hugo Boss power pants-suit, or a really fancy floor-length gown, and something decent and smart, not low-cut or huge slits.
This set-up should be on the stage, above the wrestling ring.
In the ring itself should be an identical pool, filled with the same rice pudding and huge dollops of jam.
Then, all the female wrestlers should have to face-off, in different appropriate sporty outfits (no bikinis), in the pool in the ring. A whole series of mess-matches, in a touranment.
Then, the ultimate winner of the mess match, still covered in slop, clambers up to the manager woman, pushes her off her bar-stool into the fresh pool of slop, and then jumps in with her and drags her all through the pool, till her suit or gown is utterly drenched in pudding and jam. Lots of clothes filling with the slop too.
Ok, who wants to fund me to create MWE - Messy Wrestling Entertainment?
I'd love to see an angle where Jamie Hayter gets sick of being used by Britt, eventually building to a "Get Your Own Back" match between the two, where the objective is to throw your opponent into a vat of gunge - think the Mimosa Madness match between Chris Jericho and Orange Cassidy, but infinitely superior in just about every conceivable way.
...I actually don't think I'd mind who won that one to be fair.
In AEW, quite like Julia Heart (no relation) and also obvs Britt Baker. Anna jay and Taya Conti from the dark order are really cute as well so anything with them lot pie wise and I'd be pretty happy like.
As for the fed, Sasha, Bailey and Alexa Bliss are the prominent choices. Quite liked Toni Storm so was good to see her pied before she left (i mean shite for her wrestling career like but for every cloud)
DungeonMasterOne said: I don't know who the current WWE stars are, but based on memories from 20 years back:
There was a very haughty manager woman, liked to boss everyone around, but sometimes she'd get her come-uppance. So assuming there's still someone like that involved now, she should be seated, on a high bar stool, at one side of a huge inflateable pool filled two feet deep with rice pudding and strawberry jam. The jam should be in big dollops, not (yet) mixed into the rice pudding. The manager lady should be wearing either an ultra-smart Hugo Boss power pants-suit, or a really fancy floor-length gown, and something decent and smart, not low-cut or huge slits.
This set-up should be on the stage, above the wrestling ring.
In the ring itself should be an identical pool, filled with the same rice pudding and huge dollops of jam.
Then, all the female wrestlers should have to face-off, in different appropriate sporty outfits (no bikinis), in the pool in the ring. A whole series of mess-matches, in a touranment.
Then, the ultimate winner of the mess match, still covered in slop, clambers up to the manager woman, pushes her off her bar-stool into the fresh pool of slop, and then jumps in with her and drags her all through the pool, till her suit or gown is utterly drenched in pudding and jam. Lots of clothes filling with the slop too.
Ok, who wants to fund me to create MWE - Messy Wrestling Entertainment?
For me it's a really simple scenario. Survivor series style match 5 vs 5. 5 women from SD and 5 from Raw. Each team has a captain, after the match, losing team captain gets trashed by the winning team.
I'm not a big WWE fan...or a small WWE fan...but based on what I've seen the WWE produce mess-wise lately, I'd say "throwing the pie IN the face of the sexy woman" would be a good start. After they learn that, we can start dreaming of wardrobe, quality of pie itself, etc.
There was a scene where Jayce sat on a guys face and pied him while making him pleasure her. Replace Jayce with Bayley and that guy with me and that's my dream WWE WAM scenario
Mine would be Alexa bliss vs Britt baker is massive slime brawl after the match charlotte flair tries to attack them then she get teamed up on is destroyed by the pair
Not just looks but I also feel like Alexa, Liv and Nikki ASH would be prime candidates to get wammed. Imagining any combination of them frolicking in slime and/or pies or mud.
Sable & Sunny at the 1997 Slammy Awards, getting into a tit-for-tat pie exchange. Marlena comes in to try and restore peace and she takes a nice pie to the face.
Anglefan said: Sable & Sunny at the 1997 Slammy Awards, getting into a tit-for-tat pie exchange. Marlena comes in to try and restore peace and she takes a nice pie to the face.
Anglefan said: Sable & Sunny at the 1997 Slammy Awards, getting into a tit-for-tat pie exchange. Marlena comes in to try and restore peace and she takes a nice pie to the face.
Gotta show some love to the legends!
I'm sure if she's not currently in jail, you could get Sunny to do almost anything you wanted for less than you'd think.
Anglefan said: Sable & Sunny at the 1997 Slammy Awards, getting into a tit-for-tat pie exchange. Marlena comes in to try and restore peace and she takes a nice pie to the face.
This actually would have been a dream situation in 1997. Would have loved to see all 3 of them get pied really good.
Prime victim for me would be Liv Morgan, hands down.
She gives the best reactions when she gets defeated. Imagine how she'd look humiliated.
And I remember when Liv was feuding with Carmella, and there was this theme about Carmella being the most beautiful woman in WWE. They could have done something to humiliate the loser and make them 'less beautiful'.
Tokyo Joshi or Ice Ribbon would be good places for a huge pie fight. Maybe Yuka Sakazaki and Mizuki have a plan to attack Saki Akai and Mei Suruga with pies, and it devolves into a pie fight with the whole roster gradually joining in, ending with Miyu Yamashita getting a thick cake in her face after managing to stay clean for ages.
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