Hey guys, first and foremost, I can't express how grateful I am for everyone's kind words lately. I've never felt more 'seen' in terms of my specific kinks, nor have I ever felt as accepted and supported by like-minded people. You guys are amazing, and I cannot thank you enough from the bottom of my heart for every like, comment, message, and mention the past few days. It truly has meant SO much to me!

Speaking of, another thing that means so much to me is dumping green slime on other girls, and after years of doing it in private, I've finally opened a slime store.

So...what exactly is "You Still Can't Do That On Television"?

Well, it's obviously based on YCDTOTV, and pretty much is going to follow in that show's lineage. Short, simple skits, that all revolve around slimy humiliation for our heroines. And the slime is always green, always dumped from above, and ALWAYS thick and sloppy and full of globs and chunks and god knows what

Eventually, the plan is for the videos to build into fully fleshed out themed episodes (still being released one scene at a time, and then maybe a discounted bundle featuring the entire episode when it's complete). But that's getting wayyyyyyy ahead of myself. There's gonna be at least 23 videos before we even dip into a "connective series", and also hopefully a lot of improvement in production quality along the way too.

I've been doing this with two partners, who both wish to remain behind the scenes (for now), but I would be an asshole if I pretended that the work was all my doing -I barely understand how to light a scene, and also don't have pockets deep enough to dump as much slime as I do- so I feel very lucky to have the help that I do at the moment .

So hopefully you guys keep liking what I'm doing, and I'll get to keep doing it!

Attached are some pics from some upcoming videos, and there's even more that I'm not quite ready to share (including customs for Wambassador, Oscillator Slop, and Bizopp713, who have all been RIDICULOUSLY patient and understanding while I got my shit together with this. You guys seriously fucking rule :love. There's also a couple of rrrrrreally good slimings I did for Slimed Models that he's releasing soon too, so all in all, there's A LOT of green slime on the horizon

Thanks again for all of the love, and as always, plz like and comment on stuff if you dig it! I LIVE for hearing about what people like and why, so don't hesitate to sound off

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Not much else to say except....FUCK YEAH!

Wow...there are some amazing looking slimings there. As always for me reactions are critical, and I love the fantastic open-mouthed shock and horror on some of the girls' faces as the slime washes over them...and all thanks to your evil machinations...you should feel very proud .

I also love the fact there are some 2 girl slimings there....plenty of room for some excellent laughing and gloating / followed by comeuppances there.

Congratulations to you and your sleeping partners. This all looks wonderful and I can't wait to see more.

I think you're going to break the internet, Kelsey. Or at least UMD.

Thank you so much for making this amazing content. Your stuff is exactly what I've been fantasizing about all these years.

Well this is all I'm going to be OCD-thinking about today x9000

Looks absolutely fantastic! I love the wall backdrop too, that's very vintage YCDTOTV. Is a "firing squad" sliming or a "dungeon" one on the horizon?

2021 is already looking up! Thanks KelseyRose!

Any pie in the face stuff in there as well?

This is EXACTLY what piqued my interest in my formative years and it seems not much has changed. You've captured the essence of YCDTOTV and, for that, I thank you. This is wonderful work.

These videos are so worth the wait. Though there is one girl missing from those pictures. Not going to say who but we all know who.

Looks very promising.

Bea Arthur!!!

that you are doing what you !!!

o/ !

This looks very promising, love attractive girls getting messily humiliated, especially when they are smartly dressed and their outfit gets wrecked

I second that! Damn, simply incredible!

Looking forward to seeing what you all come up with, great work!

I haven't done any pie stuff yet, as I'm mostly a slime fan, and there's already so many pie folks who do that sooooo much better than I would (Pie Zone, Slapsticksuff, WLP, PFG, etc), but, I do have to admit, there's a part of me that wants to smush some ooey gooey pies in some faces....

...So they just might be making an appearance in the videos I'm shooting next week hehhehe

But I'll never do a "just pies" scene. I recognize it would be wise and good for business to "cater" to the pie market and do at least one straight pie scene every shoot, and I am GRATEFUL for the pie fans who cater to us slime maniacs and do that for us, but to be honest, life is too short, and messing up pretty girls is too expensive, to not be doing exactly what you wanna be doing (in my opinion).

So sadly there won't be any proper pie scenes coming from me.

But also, I'm doing most of this in LA, so if there's a girl I work with that you're dying to see pied really good, let me know and I can send her over to The Pie Zone or to WamFam and Creamy for some proper pie punishment

I actually sort of have a video like this!! There's one I did a while back with an ex where we both got slimed, and she's since given me the go-ahead to sell it (plus shot more stuff) so I've been trying to edit myself out of it so I can release it!

Putting a big block over half the screen gets me off camera, but you can still HEAR me gettiing glopped, and I'm just not ready for even that much public humiliation yet

Can full facials be expected?

Kelsey is the salt of the earth. A good egg, so to speak.

Very few people "get it." She does and her help behind the scenes get it as well. The behind the scenes is more important than on the scene. If anyone would know, I would.

Yesssss! I am FOREVER chasing that YCDTOTV Technology episode dungeon sliming that started this whole slime obsession for me (and many others, as I've come to learn over the years)

P.S. I'm pretty sure I got the same dungeon backdrop you used in your 'Cream Pie Maniac' series and that Messygirl used in 'The Messy Terror'

https://slapstickstuff.com/SS101.htm

https://dl.messygirlvideos.com/cgi/autogal.pl?vidnum=tws-75-0177

Now I just need to get good at green screen like Pie Zone or build some flats like Mostwam did with YCDTOTI and I'll be set

Thanks for these sneak peeks, looks like you're going to be releasing some fantastic scenes

Well done Kelsey definitely my kind of gunging

Haha yeah, there was basically ONE dungeon backdrop available and we all bought it! I gotta revisit that one, it's still in the closet somewhere...

PieZone painted an entire wall in "blue screen" I believe. That's the way to go for best results. I just use a cloth backdrop which causes weird wrinkles sometimes.... AND it's green, so it's basically useless for, um, green slime....

Freddy!!! I know I've mentioned it before, but if I can one day make a girl pout the way Mrs. Freddyblatt does when you gunge her, I will be able to die happy

See I appreciate this. By all means if you wanna do a pie scene, DO a pie scene. But it really shows that slime is your thing and that YCDTOTV in particular is because of your model reactions, your sets, and let me just say your "brew" is on POINT.

I'm not a real producer, I've only ever shot one video for someone here, but I'm still a firm believer in making the things YOU want and like. You will carve your particular niche and the people who are into it will find you and follow you.

Lastly, but probably should have been firstly, CONGRATUATIONS!! I'm always happy to see someone achieve the things they want to do with this, whether it's personal, a production, a kink, doesn't matter.

I still say a printed link set backdrop would be fine just like the dungeon backdrop. What you would need is a high res photo of the original link set.

Ohhhh man! This is so perfect & amazing! I can't wait for all that!!

Damn Kelsey!!! These all look fantastic! You're going to have a hard time figuring out which ones to release first!

WHOA!! A TUTV shoutout!!

You've got some my favorite slimings!!!

Even though it ended up all being staged, I still loved the idea of an unfair gameshow, and it remains one of my favorite concepts!

Now...if we could get HiSpeedWam to show up, we'd have ALL the OG slime favorites in the house!