Hola fellow baked bean botherers!

I just wanted to start a discussion about whether or not people would want to attend a screening of splosh films. There's tons of porn festivals already, ranging from bbws to bondage, but as far as I can tell there isn't one for sploshing!

What I envision is a collaborative effort between a few producers to hire a small venue and sell tickets just to cover the cost, and then invite the community along to watch, laugh and drool at a selection of our favourite films. I love running my casual pies and pints meetups so I imagine it'd be much the same sort of social, chatty vibe.

What do you reckon? Any other suggestions that could make this awesome if we turn it into a reality? Let's discuss!

To bad that we live far away from you otherwise we would love to be there!! Same for the pies and pints.

Sounds brill, I'd go if there was enough notice that I can make sure I'm not busy and for henners to get time off etc

Hmmmm that sounds interesting and an event worth dressing for.

Look we got tricorder technology from Star Trek in the form of smartphones. This is why we need transporter technology, so we can all get together around the world at the drop of a hat. Also, holodecks for when we need that alone WAM time.

I would totally be down if it were possible. Sadly, intercontinental travel isn't really something I can do...

On a slightly related note, "The Blob" 1958 was filmed in my hometown of Phoenixville PA and has an annual screening of it called Blobfest. It's probably the closest thing I know of to a WAM screening.

http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/things_to_do/blobfest-phoenixville-colonial-theatre-steve-mcqueen-20180711.html

Just imagine!!

A fun and casual get to get together to watch a variety of WAM media with people does sound like an appealing event.

If given enough notice I could see myself attending.

@potatoman-j aah if only we had portal guns!

Funny you should mention The Blob, I really wanna put together a strip routine to the theme song!


@slipperyskin get out ur banned never darken my door again

Oh believe me this would be at least 6 month's notice to give me time to plan it haha

This is an intriguing idea. I think it would be particularly appealing if the films shown included some old favourites, but also some new material being premiered at the event.

The recent 9 girl pie fight collaboration between Rev and the Moomins for instance was more than worthy of debuting on the big screen.

I don't live in the UK, but if I visit and you are screening WAM videos I WILL BE THERE (unless I have work commitments which is usually the case if I travel).

That's exactly the sort of thing I want to do! It actually started off as a joke about me doing screenings of my latest release (because I keep cornering vanilla strangers at house parties and asking them if they wanna see my porn) and just escalated to a HOLY SHIT THIS COULD BE AN AWESOME COMMUNITY PROJECT realisation very quickly!

We could maybe either have producers select which film to screen or base it on a community vote, what do you reckon? I think it'd be great for producers to be able to showcase their best work but I do love a vote haha

What kind of house parties do you host and who do you invite that you corner them to see your porn?

I gotta try this with some of my friends too...!

Oh, these are other people's house parties - everyone who comes to my house has already seen (or starred in) my porn

The trick is to be really slutty and then only befriend other sluts!

Are we allowed to rub one out during the screening?

I mean, I would anyway, I just want to know whether it's allowed.

If a lumberjack spunks in the woods and nobody is around to hear it....

Oh, you'd hear it.

Speaking of which, the next time TOMMY or STRIPES or THE GREAT RACE plays at a rep theater in one of the big cities, we should all infiltrate it and slam the ham during the good part. The normies would look around and half the audience would be jackin' it. Holy shit, that would be awesome.

Regis, I'm too young to know what those are, please keep all references post mid-90s xox

Absolutely I would love to attend

London seems crazier than I ever thought it could be.

Guess who's not invited to my wam stereopticon event, then.

Oh! I know that one - they sang "Dakota" , right?

So when am I staring?

Further question: what sort of venue? I feel like a cinema would be way too much pressure to fill, so maybe a bar or an arts club or something would work?

Erotic cinema, they are used to have white sticky spots on the chairs

Somewhere quiet and private like hiring out a room in a community centre or something similar sounds like a good plan.

A bakery of course. Seriously though, a bar sounds fun. Everything is funner with liquor!!

Well, the wife and I would be happy to host, but I don't think any of y'all are in Texas!

this sounds absolutely brilliant idea penny I would definitely attend if could and work around work.