Gad damn kids these days don't even know what the word "cromulent" means!

I had to google it

Here. Rambling grampa will make you feel (relatively) young(er)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C03feurAuXw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjmWU3U1wc8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXLivaO9bCk

The Simpsons is a major cultural touchstone, and we'll never see anything like it again.

Give us a break, Leila, I bet you weren't even born when THE SIMPSONS started!

I don't know she bothers with creeps like us.

It's the dick pics.

Haha, I'll take that as a compliment. I was certainly born before it started, including when it first aired on the Tracy Ullman Show. And now that you know how old I am I will have to kill you

Deal ..................... as long as I can pick the method!

You're talking about the show that went off the air after around 11 seasons right?

also: http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/019/304/old.jpg

(you seriously had to explain to someone what "cromulent" was? That embiggens my sense of rage.)

My alltime favorite quote from Homer Simpson,
episode #19 of season #18, episode #397 overall: "Crook & Ladder"

"Oh...I have 3 kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and 3 money?"

Nothing makes you feel as old as wishing you had no kids and three money.