What thread title do you dread seeing someday?


Ex) Slapstick Stuff going outta business!

Something along the lines of "UK Government Adds 'Sploshing' to List of Illegal Sex Acts in Pornography".

Shit, did I just give them an idea?

There was the bride that drown doing her 'trash the dress' shoot,,
.. or the 1919 Boston Molasses disaster?

Custard shortage - now 50 a litre

I already quit the business once. Didn't take.

Ant becoming the WAM version of "Subway Jared" seems far more likely, and I'm honestly surprised it hasn't happened already. (Too soon??....)

Funny that this topic has come up as it seems Dave Benson Phillips has followed a lot of us this week on twitter (I got a follow from him on both the wamshorts and hotmessyfun accounts) and can see some idiot tabloid reporter making a headline out of the family entertainer linked with adult sites

"Model dies during kinky video shoot". That would be something of a showstopper.

"Perverted WAM fetish drives down house prices, ensures Corbyn victory and causes cancer ! Oh, what would Diana say ?"

Every time I take a pie in the face a rhino dies ..................

Whenever I see a news item about, say, 1,000 people dying in a mudslide, I can't help but think, boy, I bet some of 'em were hot.