Hello darlings! The Valentine Network is back in the world of "Pie" Fashion, with a sequel to their "Pret a Porter" inspired "Glamour Pies 1"! For those who missed that, it was discussed at length here; https://umd.net/forums/a-new-and-reasonably-priced The new movie is entitled "Glamour pies 2 - Runway Modelling", & stars food-flinging, foxy fashionistas Anastasia:lovestruck: and Crystal Bell, and producer/writer/director/ Nadia Valentine explains it thus;
" Anastasia is just back from the London Victoria Secret fashion show and she has decided that it would be a deliciously devious and devilish treat to show off in front of Crystal. Anastasia convinces Crystal that she has brought her some expensive lingerie from London and that she will teach Crystal to model... as if! First she shows her how to walk and then she shows her how to make pies... The instrument of her own humiliation. Anastasia knows that no one can model like her and when Crystal even tries... Anastasia will LET HER HAVE IT! She will make Crystal stand there as she piles on loads of whipped cream into each pie tin. Each time Crystal gets covered. Finally Anastasia pours chocolate syrup over her head. But alas, Crystal has her sweet revenge throwing many pies in Anastasia's face and then spraying her head to toe in whipped cream.
Run-time: 27 Minutes. Price: $14.99" and is available hot off the catwalk here; http://valentinenetwork.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=38&products_id=59
There you have it. Alluring, addictive Anastasia, [fans may remember her from the aforementioned "Glamour Pies 1" & "The Creamy Ballet", (the latter discussed here; https://umd.net/forums/new-nadia-valentine-video ) , as the slapstick stooge), this time gets to dish out the pie-nishment in "pie"- mely fashion, (for a while anyway), on sexy Southern belle, Crystal Bell:lovestruck: who has done a quite a few movies with Nadia but not for a while. In a splat-tacular return:splat:, she's a raven haired pie-vixen, and perfectly at home in the catty world of glamour gooey gateaux goings on! Enjoy!:devil:

Two beautiful, hot ladies! And in lingerie! :lovestruck:

Great pie mess! This sounds like a fabulous vid!

Norman

Fantastic pics!

Thanks for the support guys. Oh oh:ohbruther:! Looks like poor, pie-prone, pretty Anastasia ISN'T going to avoid a pie plastering:splat: and a creamy comeupence by cutie cream queen Crystal!...Ah well, what a shame, heh.

So this is another great set up that leads to a "just stand there and get pied" video?

Hell, if you're willing to drop $15 on one of MY scenes I'll throw out the plot completely!! I'll even change the title to "The Long Pie Goodnight"....

Messygirl has figured it out with this recent Penelope thing -- honestly, get two hot girls together and a minimum of set-up. Even THAT video has a few "clunky moments" transitioning through the pies (let's face it, the appearance of pies/buckets is already a set up from the word "Go"..."oh, whatever are THESE doing here...?"), but everything else about it is natural.

Frankly, I've always felt if the girl(s) are pretty, cute, "game" enough, I could care less about the set up. And, frankly, what they're wearing - the less the better. (Knowing Rich doesn't do nude, I do like it when he gets ladies who go next-to-nothing, but on the other hand, has had some really pretty/girl-next-door types and they could be wearing a baggy sweater and it doesn't matter.)

Here, I gotta say, there's an upscale elegance to these girls that reminds me of going to a top-drawer strip club. Yes, it's a bit icy, formal and "precise", but the ladies are also really glamorously hot.

I've never bought (as of yet) a Valentine Network video, so I can't speak to the quality and thoroughness of the mess.

But this and then that recent two-girl "superhero" thing, I'm very tempted.

JY

I agree with Bozo. I miss in these last videos a plot. I love the humiliation thing, so a woman that is pied but she is doing nothing to avoid it or complaining, for me is a little bit empty.

However the girls are terrific as the pies are. And they have introduced lingerie finally!!

I do have some of their videos. The first ones have very nice plots... I don't know why have been dissapeared...

I hope they return to a ploted/scripted videos! Because I love them!

Love it

Cheers tarte23; praise from Caesar is praise indeed! As our story unfolds, it's clear aquiline, adroit, awesome Anastasia clearly loves to model and show off her foxy, feline figure, as does clueless, soon to be cream pie wearing, cutie Crystal Bell:lovestruck:. Amorous Anastasia's sexy smirks as she crafts the creamy concoctions convey cunning plans are afoot for her to do the pieing for a change. Lights, camera, ACTION!

KISS KISS BANG BANG was rejected Bond title song (from THUNDERBALL) and a collection of Pauline Kael reviews long before it was an overpraised Robert Downey Jr. smarmfest.

These vids aren't my cup of tea either, but from the stills and the comments it sounds like they're trying to do Radley Metzger/Jean Rollin style art-porn. Points for ambition, I guess. Would I be into it if it were mud? .....Maybe.

they are so hot and absolutely like getting pied. Especially Crystal!

yes Judyanne; it's certainly great that Nadia's got the VERY pie-experienced Crystal Bell:lovestruck: back into the flan flinging fold. and hopefully she DOES enjoy getting pied, cos adorable Amazon Anastasia is just getting warmed up with her blancmange barrage, and the cat who's REALLY got the cream, cutie Crystal's getting the "Pret a Por-'Pie'" treatment. Doesn't she know she simply MUST try a pie to the butt? (Splot). It's all the rage in London darling! And the latest trend is a pie in the face (splat) that can also be used a classic French pie hat or "pieret"(smear). And to set off your oozy outfit to perfection why not try a generous coating of chocolate sauce highlights through your hair (gloop). Oopsy doopsy:ohbruther:; got a little on your oufit there! I'm SO sorry, (snicker)...:devil:

But cream coated Crystal Bell:lovestruck: doesn't see why she should get to wear all the "creme de couture" and "insists" aloof Anastasia try the tempting tasty treats for herself. Doesn't she think these pies are the bomb? (splodge). And the texture(slop)? Aren't these pies just the best?(Slather). Why would you EAT these when they look so good ON?(Splooge). And why would would you have ONE pie(splat), when you could have TWO?(Squige, splosh). And aren't these blancmanges in the butt(slap), these ambrosias to the ass(spank), these flans on the fanny(slap), just to die for? And how about a creamy white finish with these whip cream cans to set your beautiful blue eyes off (squiiiiirt), and go perfectly with your lovely blonde locks?(spraaaaaay). Oh oh; I might have got a little on your lingerie my lovely, sor-reee, heh.:devil:
Believe it or not, there's now a PART 3! "Glamour Pies 3", discussed here; https://umd.net/forums/valentine-network-glamour-pie and available here;
http://valentinenetwork.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=38&products_id=61 .
The Valentine Network - your Premiere Pie Platform for the fashion conscious

where did the bloody catsuit go?

And now a GIF; a slow motion "pie-rouette" of our plastered pretties!

cheers, no reply to my message. some customer service that is:-S

Sorry shorty2kuk, not quite sure what you mean:?: Crystal Bell changes into a tight black outfit for a bit, (not really a "catsuit" as her legs are uncovered), but then changes into lingerie in which she is messed up. The theme of this movie being models & fashion meant a few costume styles and changes. If you're after more of that sort of "tight-fitting-one-pieces" theme, maybe check out "Lazer Kitty part 1" discussed extensively on a forum here; https://umd.net/forums/and-another-valentine-network and available here; valentinenetwork.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=37&products_id=55 and part 2, discussed here;
https://umd.net/forums/new-lazer-kitty-part-2-r , and available here; valentinenetwork.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=58 . Some screen shots and gifs below to give you some idea.