Usually sequels aren't a good thing, but hang on to your fascinators girlfriends, cos "Glamour Pies 3" will prove that theory wrong! Released just yesterday, (we're SO now darlings), the hits just keep on coming, (pie hits that is!), as producer/writer/director Nadia Valentine explains;
"Anastasia and Crystal are back again and this time we get a long look at Anastasia's pie modeling skills. But then... Crystal tries her hand at modeling and Anastasia is not too happy about her trying to look as good as her! Anastasia decides to teach Crystal a lesson. Anastasia throws 22 chocolate cream pies at Crystal with a devilish smirk on her face before she leaves Crystal standing there to re-consider modeling. Anastasia does not want anyone to try to be as good as her! Runtime: 19 Minutes".
Gosh, you'd think messy Miss Bell would learn, wouldn't you darlings? But the raven haired hottie is heedless! Maybe she just can't head the warnings because of all the cream in her ears! She's wearing silver tight bootie shorts so hopefully there'll be a lot of views from "behind" the curtains, as it were! let's really test the durability of that fabric girlfriend! Oh the glitz, the glamour, the GUNGE! And at just $4.99 it's a bargain; a top fashion flan flinging fiesta, my angels. Grab it while it's "en vogue" here; http://valentinenetwork.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=38&products_id=61 . For those unfamiliar with the previous two episodes, (where HAVE you been darlings?), they are dicussed at length with pics and gifs here for episode 1; https://umd.net/forums/a-new-and-reasonably-priced ,and here for the scintillating slapstick sequel episode 2; https://umd.net/forums/valentine-network-kisskiss--
Never has the catwalk been so creamy! More piccies to follow, fashionistas!

Why there is no tit for tat in these two girl scenes is beyond me (especially when the pie thrower is equally as pretty as the recipient)....it would certainly increase sales enormously (and it seems like there is only one camera again) Can you ask the producer what's up?

Maybe the camera budget is being eat up by the cost to shoot in the mansion?

LOL This is what I keep complaining about with these Valentine videos. They take a GREAT set up with BEAUTIFUL models and then just have one pie the other. No story, no tit for tat, no action, no imagination.

Nadia Valentine has asked me to pass this on;
" There is more than 1 camera as can be seen in the Gif. Also, if it's not a paid custom then there is a VERY tight budget so not huge plot etc., unless its a custom. In this case there is a light plot, as it references the past video in which there is more backstory. Believe me, I wish someone would pay for me to film these girls 5 days in a row and have much more dialogue, costumes and locations.There were 3 HD cameras used on Glamour Pies 3.
A "Hard Cut" is when one camera cuts directly to a second camera, usually "on the action". In this case you will see a long shot of Anastasia walking up with a pie and get near Crystal's face... and then it cuts "without a transition" to the 'pie in the face close up'. You can tell by the fluid motion of the arm that it is a direct "live" switching between two cameras. This is the way TV shows are edited and it is so seamless to the viewer that it may seem as if there is just one camera. This is just good directing and editing. You shouldn't even notice the cuts and suspend disbelief as a viewer.
$4.99 for 22 pies and 2 girls in the room is a great deal. It would still be a good deal if it was 1 girl getting pied from off camera.If you look now at the price it has $9.99 crossed out and says $4.99. This sale price will only be good until next Saturday. Then it goes to $9.99. I will use the extra money to develop better plots and buy more cameras, haha!
I have 5 HD cameras. If anyone buys the videos like Lazer kitty they can count the "hard cuts" to camera b , camera c, d and so on."
So there you have it, from Nadia herself. Hope that goes some way to answering some of your queries.
Now let's kick things off with some "Pret a Porter" pie posing. Anastasia in a slinky pink number stalking the slapstick stage like a teasing tigress, pies in hand looking to plaster her prey:splat:! Setting the scene for some saucy shennanigans...:devil:

These photos are great thanks for posting them
I would love her to pie me

Why does a plot require extra money? Unless you're employing script writers, then I don't see why it adds any cost to the movie...

Piesub:

Ok, thanks for that technical info...my bad then...3 HD cameras is more than sufficient to capture all the angles...perhaps I didn't vie the pics closely enough...anyways, although my critique of there being no tit for tat (both models messy) still stands, please note that my comments were not meant to negate the otherwise high quality aspects of your videos...have a nice day

Oh, as for the "script" or set up aspect (as others have commented on)...your descriptions seem to be decent enough set ups (minimal to adequate) compared to many wam videos. Carry on.

That is what I was going to say. When I keep complaining about "plot", I don't mean 5 rooms, expensive costumes, 3 cameras, and tons of action or memorized dialogue.

What you have right now is one girl just standing there taking pies. THE END

How about have that girl be a pie vendor and the other girl an upset customer? This would lead to a tit for tat. OR OR OR One girl is a policeman/superhero trying to apprehend The Evil Pie Lady. This leads to a tit for tat. Anything.

Looking forward to seeing her pied

Hi Johnny

I second your opinion. Nadia puts lots of time and effort into those videos and I applaud her.

I dont know how she does it. The costs for these videos have risen a lot over the last few years and the buying market seems to be smaller

Again this community should encourage not comden filmmakers of these high quality videos

Lenny

For the record, I think Nadia's videos are excellent in every way except for one. Imagination. An easy fix.

And Johnny, I have done many, many customs. So I do open my wallet.

The reason I even keep mentioning the lack of imagination is that I am hoping SOMEONE backs me up. And this leads to a dialogue with Nadia or piesub. I know lots of people agree with me. I think of the whole "white chair" post a few years ago where people were bitching that having some girl sit in a white chair taking pies/slime was done to death and lacked any creativity. I would love a dialogue like that again in relation to Nadia's movies because if she would ever get that aspect right, she could have the greatest WAM vids out there.

I would like to chime in here real quick.

I'm a big supporter of Nadia's work and have purchased many of her scenes. Yes there isn't much in the way of dialogue but that has been covered over and over in this thread. What I would like to see is that those amazing pies of hers get used in different ways. She can do an entire scene without a word spoken and as long as there is a variety of "hits" ( not just all straight to the face) I'm happy. I look forward to she what VN produces in the future.

It's worth pointing out that this is advertised as a 19-minute pie video, but the first pie is delivered at 14:52.

$4.99 isn't exorbitant for a four-minute pie video, especially one with so many good hits. And if I'm watching a 4:08 pie video, I'm certainly less concerned about plot. However, other producers deliver more for the money.

I know there are guys who get off on seeing an attractive woman dance around holding pies -- it builds anticipation. However, 15 minutes of that is a bit much. I'd rather see four minutes of that and fifteen minutes of pies being smashed in faces, etc.

Thank for your kind words KakeKid, Johnny_Yen, and of course, Lenny: praise from Caesar, is praise indeed.
Back to the action at this catty "cake" walk; attention-seeking, arresting Anastasia's cream-holding claws are out, as a shiny silver-suited sweetie, sashays out, clad in a tiny bikini and bootie shorts. Not quite convinced quaint Crystal is cute enough to be "Queen Of The Catwalk", astounding Anastasia:lovestruck: decides to employ subterfuge and sabotage our decadent doll's desires. It's "Pie Noon" for our pretty plastered playgirl:splat:. All cream-pied Crystal can do, is stand still, slapstick stooge style, simmering, as evil Amazonian Anastasia delights in dolloping a deluge of dreamy desserts on our damsel in distress!:devil: And the blancmange barrage has barely begun...!

Completely hot. Crystal is a totally hot girl. Who obviously does not mind a pie in the face.

Let's hope so judyanne, because her plentiful pie plastering is nowhere near over! Adorable Anastasia just doesn't seem satisfied career crazy Crystal:lovestruck: hasn't been put off her mega modelling machinations. So naughty "nurse" Anastasia continues with her intensive course of "Pie"version therapy, to put cream covered Crystal off, employing her new "back-handed-over-the-shoulder" pie in the face technique. Now arrogant Anastasia isn't even looking at her while she's applying her pie-scription.Messy Miss Bell must mourn the moment her manager mentored her modelling moves! Still, her splosh:splat:, is our gain. Enjoy:devil:.

I LOVE all the pies! Poor Crystal! :devil:

Norman