Well, hello! It's my long-awaited return to umd after an 8 month hiatus! I'm so excited to be back, and I'm planning all kinds of exciting things for you guys this year! I am going to try to make a video per week! I am finally at a place of understanding with my boyfriend, too, about what this site is all about! He was worried that everything has to be picture perfect and completely professional-looking, "like the pornos" he sees "on the internet"! While I make it a goal to make all my videos look great, I am by no means a "professional" and neither are half of the other folks who contribute to the site! In my opinion, I think the stuff you find on umd is a thousand times better than all the mundane same old, same old porn you usually find around the web! I love the creative freedom that the makers of umd give us! I have been lurking on the site and checking out people's works since I was a teenager in the late 90's. And I keep coming back! Because this place is great! So, with the personal "pressure" that he was putting on himself off, he hinted around that he wouldn't mind collaborating with me again. He even said, "Oh, I've got so many pies for you!" - some of the hottest words I've ever heard him utter! And so I think that in a short while, we will be creating some super hot content together that promises to be way better than the last one we starred in together because he had stated that he wants to put much more effort into it. (Yay!) While it's tons of fun to pie myself and pour slime over my own head, I believe it's way more hot to have someone else do it to you! So, there's that. I also am trying my hardest to get out to my favorite mud locations this summer, and my boyfriend said he would help me try to find some places that are closer to us (and not out in the mountains. One way or another, I plan on some outdoor mud scenes happening this summer. I'm also going to try to make a wetlook video or two, because I've always enjoyed getting wet in my clothes. I'm excited about that! And finally, I would like to announce that I've added streaming subscriptions to my store for the low introductory rate of only $5 per month! Members who subscribe get a coupon for 69% off their purchase at trashed.umd.net I am so excited! So many cool things are happening with me and my store! I'm so happy to be back, and as I stated on my profile, if you reached out to me before and didn't get a reply; don't be shy, try again! I am committed to the site now more than ever and I will try my best to get back to anyone who gives me a shout out! Apologies for not doing that so well in the past (if that was your experience) I was going through a lot of things both emotionally and just in life in general! So, to mark my comeback, I made this really fun video with some mud in a kiddie pool! I start out fully clothed and completely cover my clothes and hair with mud, rolling around and having a good time doing it! Then I peel my clothes off, one at a time until I am naked and writhing around in the mud. I get so turned on that I give my dildo a blow job, imagining it's my boyfriend and then, finally, I make myself cum in the mud by fucking myself hard with the dildo, while smearing handfuls of mud over my face so that I'm 100% covered and 100% tired and beat by the end of the video. I had so much fun that it ended up being a longer video than I usually do, so I broke it into two parts. Be sure to grab it, because it's a hot one and I absolutely loved making it! See you all soon! Xoxo