It's the welcome return of Monarch Monthly. The messy variety show with lots of water, pies, slime and stripping fun. But which girls will get the mess and the stripping forefeits this time.

Your hosts are Little Miss Ivy and Nikki, who spun the wheel to decide what they would wear this time. Ivy drew the short straw, getting "hand bra and jeans" and as it isn't easy to present with one hand, we may be getting flashes of those great boobs. The girls introduce: Boom Bra And Bling: A model spins the wheel to try and avoid a pie to the face

Share Or Shaft: Ana hosts a new gameshow where contestants must decide whether to decide to "share" all pies and sloppy gungy buckets of mess, or to try and Shaft their opponent. The girls write their decision secretly on a card. Then their answers are revealed. If they both put share, they share the mess, each getting covered in half, and share the money. If they both put shaft, neither of them gets any money and they both get trashed with the mess. Or if one girl puts Shaft and the other girl puts share... the girl who put Shaft takes all the money (and a bonus) and stays clean, and the girl who puts share gets no money and totally trashed with double mess! In this episode it's Nathalie v Brenda. Will they both get the mess... or will one girl get a double trashing? And who will end up losing some or all of their clothes? and the winner of the Nikki and Ivy Joke Vote is announced... one loyal viewer voted, so he gets to see the losing girl have to pour ice buckets over herself.