Fantastic pics Jayce!

Where is Joe Pesci?

Incredible Jayce!! Wow, amazing pics and fantastic pie coverage. Love the outfit and you look seriously hot here!

thank you

i picked out 4 of my fave things and just put it on! that teddy. that goodwill plaid skirt i LOOOVE to wear with tee shirts those 3 line stockings and regular black pumps!

i baked a cake for someones bday and accidentally used mint extract instead of vanilla! i made little cupcakes for it and we were like "why does this taste like toothpaste?" lol i mean...it was a moist and delightful cake! but it tasted like friggin toothpaste aftertaste! i realized once organizing my cabinet what i had done! so, i used the "made from scratch, minty yet spice, spice/carrot cake" to put muh face in! mixes well with chocolate batter and cum from my body.

all in all? me getting myself to squirt for only the third time in my life and getting to play at home alone? it was a good day.

He had a fucking heart attack and died!

Right! If Macauley would have had Jayce come over and do this, the Wet Bandits would have forgot all about robbing the place and just sat and watched. Macauley calls the police and they walk in on the proceedings and ............. well, it would have been a better movie, anyway!

i didnt want to sound like a moron and ask the reference. now i totally get it..!!! "HOME ALONE!" DURP.

YALL, bear the fuck with me....my brain is that of an 80 year old burnout, as i have so lovingly reminded you all.

thats fucking funny.

love you guys and gals gaaaat the video! its my first time ever squirting on cam! woooo hoooo! i mean, i have come close to it but usually im too scared to hit someone with it and hold it back.

HOME ALONE, RULES!