Hello and welcome to our first fake mud wrestling (or sludge) tournament.

8 girls dressed in their finery are ready to wrestle in the creamy sludge and try and remove each other's clothing to win their bout. At the end of the tournament, one girl will emerge victorious and win the coveted title.

In today's bout Maxine takes on Nicolette both wearing beautiful dresses. In homage to the allwam / tainster scenes that I loved when younger, the bout starts with pushing and shoving between the two girls, until somehow one gets pushed in and, with some help from host Ana, her rival gets shoved in too.

Then it's on! 3 rounds of wrestling to determine the winner, and there's even a bikini clad ring girl for between rounds and some WWE style pranks at the end.

Note: An eagle-eyed viewer has noted that this is actually the second quarter final in terms of filming order. As each bout is totally separate, it shouldn't affect your enjoyment.