Francesca is looking gorgeous in a black dress / black tights or pantyhose / black heels combo. Through the magic of her silent movie style subtitle cards, Francesca tells you

1. Today I am performing in the European pie contest.

2. I do a dance with two pies.

3. If I win I get the golden trophy.

4. If I lose I get messy. You don't want me to get messy do you?

She then does a dance while holding two pies, to a piece of music that I own the copyright to. She sits down...

5. The results are in...

6. Oh dear! I'm not on the leader board (shocked face from her)

7. You know what that means don't you...

8. France have sent me a lovely hand made cake. Thank you (she gets it in the face)

9. Italy have sent this melted chocolate. Thank you (it's poured over her head)

10.And the UK have sent me some slime! (again poured over her head)

11.And I shouldn't waste these original pies (she pies herself with the two she had for the dance)

12. Well I hope you enjoyed it! Thank you and goodbye.