Isla Van Kerr makes a pointed presentation in favour of her pet organisation Female Women and Real Ladies Against Sexy Slapstick, Pratfalls And Titillatingly Cruel Humour (fwar lass patch) on the TV programme "Soapy Box"
"Women, especially those of us wot are pretty or scantily clad, have a right to move around in a world of comedy and sex free of slosh, splosh and other wet and messy comeuppances--like having their knickers filled with custard or having their bums pied."
All goes to plan until the matter arises of where to dispose of the example props used to illustrate the group's plight.
That's where the insolent Trouso comes in, having more than a few pies and other surprises at the ready!
The haughty Isla is pied repeatedly all over, deluged in custard, black treacle, paint, flour and all sorts of other gunge before stripping to underwear to virtually repeat.
Love the premise of the clip -- "Women, especially those of us wot are pretty or scantily clad, have a right to move around in a world of comedy and sex free of slosh, splosh and other wet and messy comeuppances--like having their knickers filled with custard or having their bums pied." -- and the way that Isla takes a really solid trashing.
Respectable, serious ladies like Isla should indeed have the right to go about their dry and tidy lives without the risk of any of this sort of filthy indignity.
Isla is amazing!! So gorgeous and sexy and willing to get so messy!! Sensational pics and always great to see Isla messy. The more of Isla and the messier, the better!!!
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Isla is a really great model and a great pleasure to work with. I feel very privileged to have been able to bring her into the limelight. It was a tough gig for her in so much as that, as a genuine WAMmer, 'playing' disgruntlement at getting messy is not her natural reaction!