Crimes Against Sci-Fi "Faye Taylor schools MypieRogative for committing crimes against Sci-Fi!"
Maria's been gifted a beautiful Star Trek Next Generation costume by a wam friend named Andy. To thank Andy, Maria decides to wear the costume while reciting famous quotes from Star Trek... things start to go awry when Maria's quotes all seem to be from characters from Star Wars. Suddenly a Romulan police officer arrives. She (Faye Taylor) is appalled by Maria's lack of sci-Fi knowledge! Maria isn't fit to wear the uniform of Commander Data. Faye, the Romulan officer, proceeds to trash Maria for her crimes against Sci-Fi using foam pies, custard pies, treacle (the monster that killed Faye's favorite character in season 2), porridge (shape shifter), syrup (Romulan Ale), gunge, squinty cream, and more! With a twist of fate, Maria discovers Faye is in fact not a Romulan police officer, but instead just some run of the mill Sci-Fi nerd! Maria seeks revenge upon this dork and both ladies trash each other while stripping each other's clothes off. All the while apologizing to Andy for all this silly confusion. Enjoy!
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