I have been bamboozled when I thought I was doing the bamboozling! I didn't want to get messy in savory in a game of chance so... claude "helps" me rig it! He tells me if I blow him First- that I will surely get him off before the 5 minute timer that my customer gave me. He told me to suck Claudes dick and take sweet pies and slime but If I don't get him off in 5 minutes? I get the savory mess. Easy peasy! I can suck a log through a straw! I didn't want to take that chance! I was taking a beat, though. I've never tricked a customer! In comes my "hero." Good ol' Claude with the "perfect solution." I suck his cock and take mouth and face full of cum as I smile and dance with "our grand idea" and he is cheering me on. Assshole. Contrary to popular belief? I am Not the most intellectual being when it comes to sex. I love it, I am good at it but- I don't pay attention to how many times a man cums. Or how long... like I told Claude "I just suck dick and I'm good at it! I didn't know that!" As he proceeded to make fun of me when I lost this game and realized that him and my customer/friend were behind this All Along! I thought maybe Claude just had a bad day and took longer but that we would edit it to look like it took less than 5 minutes! Nope. As I'm sitting there... coated in pies, cake batter and cum... thinking he is still on my side... he reveals what I thought could never be true... I get the savory! Mustard, ketchup, relish, pork and beans, tartar sauce, and a chunky, yucky, mossy green slime! As you have read above? It didn't go the way I planned...

I even changed into another adorable little outfit just for him-and for Claude! Claude loves upskirt so I thought it would do the trick. I'm sucking, licking, rubbing myself, taking pie sandwiches as he holds the tins to my face and fucks my throat hard. I'm happily handing him bowls of slime to pour down my head and body while I grab his dick and deep throat his cock. The mess fills up my outfit and I gleefully push the slime out of my top and smear it all over myself while I'm getting my face fucked. I am doing it all when that timer goes off! It takes me a minute and some conversation to realize... I've been had! I am pissed! I am defeated. I have taken two cum shots to the face, two outfits on, a giant sweet mess and now this? Claude just talks shit and proceeds to cover me in bottles (plural) of mustard. Then ketchup. Then relish. He demands I turn around. I am moaning and bitching and squealing with each pour. Savory is bad but even worse mixed with a ton of sweet! He covers my ass in the condiments and then? Fills my panties with relish! They are bulging! He then brings out the beans and tells me to "say cheese!" I do and the beans get all inside my mouth! I'm so fucking disgusted! To top it off, a huge container of tartar sauce and two thrown pies. I flip off the cam. Fuck these guys!