Let's get messy!!
We're super excited for Episode 4 of Sloppy Suggestions! This time, the amazing Araneae will be joining us in the studio to dive into your wacky and wonderful suggestions. It's going to be a blast!

If you aren't aware of what I'm talking about, then make sure to check out:

Episode one with April Paisley
Thread:
https://umd.net/forums/studio-news-and-april-paisley-introducin
Scene:
https://jeremy-custard.umd.net/download_info/sloppy-suggestions-with-april-paisley

Episode two with Ivy Rain
Thread:
https://umd.net/forums/ivy-rain-is-coming-for-some-sloppy-viewe
Scene:
https://jeremy-custard.umd.net/download_info/sloppy-suggestions-with-ivy-rain

Episode three with Epiphany Jones
Thread:
https://umd.net/forums/epiphany-is-joining-us-for-some-sloppy-v
Scene:
https://jeremy-custard.umd.net/download_info/sloppy-suggestions-with-epiphany-jones

We can't wait to see what you all come up with for Araneae! So, unleash your creativity and drop your suggestions below--we're ready for some fun!

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Introducing Araneae and Sloppy Viewer Suggestions!

Join Araneae in Episode two of our brand-new series, Sloppy Viewer Suggestions, where YOUR ideas take center stage! That's right, we're flipping the script and inviting YOU to be the creative masterminds behind our show--a film we create together, one hilarious suggestion at a time!

Here's how it works: Pick an item from our pantry and tell Araneae what to do with it! Whether it's a can of beans, gloopy yellow custard, or maybe golden syrup is your thing--the crazier, the better! Araneae is ready to dive headfirst into the mess and transform herself into a masterpiece of culinary chaos!

We'll gather all your suggestions, toss them into envelopes, and Araneae will eagerly draw 15 of your wild ideas at random! That's right, 15 chances for you to get Araneae messy and witness the hilarity unfold!

So, what are you waiting for? Get those creative juices flowing and send us your suggestions today! Together, let's make Sloppy Viewer Suggestions the most uproarious and deliciously entertaining show it can be!

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Details:

Post below with a suggestion of one messy item from our pantry and one action to go with it.

For example:
"Pour custard over your head."
"Fill your knickers with baked beans."
"Get a squirty cream pie and pie yourself with it."

We'll collate all the suggestions and put them into envelopes for Araneae to draw on the shoot day. Ideally, we'd love one post per person, but if we don't get 15 unique suggestions, we might be open to more

As always, I'll go first.

Ari, pour a small bucket of purple gunge over your head.

Ari, dunk your head in a bucket of porridge, then pour the bucket down the front of your knickers.

What will she be wearing?

On the assumption jeans / leggings / running pants:

Ari, pour a can of custard down inside the front of your trousers.

Ari, pour some thick chocolate batter all over your head

Ari, select the three soup tins you think will be the most smelly and pour it over your head. Sorry!

Oooo its got to be, an amazing pie sandwich with two big custard and greek yogurt flans. Yummy

Ari, tilt your head up and pour a jug of beans right into your face.

Cold Vegetable Soup down the front and back of her knickers, and then she has to sit down with the Cold Vegetable Soup in her knickers

Ari, with a carton of custard in each hand pour them over your head and face.

Tip a large cold trifle down the front of your knickers and massage it in so some trifle oozes out down your legs. Then take your knickers off and smear the remaining trifle in them over your face and boobs!

Ari smashes some jam and squirty cream sandwiches on Warburtons farmhouse white bread in face, then put one in bra and down front of pants and squish them in.

Soak a pair of knickers in a bucket of gunge and slip them on WITHOUT getting any of your other clothes messy.
(If you get your clothes messy, dunk the knickers back in the bucket and then wear them on your head for the next 2 challenges!)

Swimsuit filling in the gunge tank.

Seeing as Araneae has such wonderful hair, I will say a golden syrup over the head will really compliment it!

Back to camera, sit in a nice custard pie and grind a bit!

Well, this is good news! The Epiphany episode was amazing!!

Can I make a small request though (unless others object strongly?) There is always lots of great knicker filling in these (and I am going to try and add some more!) so could there be some thought about what kind and colour of knickers re capacity and opacity etc? I would have a strong preference for something white, fairly large and lacy, like this: https://www.shopunderstatement.com/products/lace-highwaist-briefs-001-blanche

Now that I've got that off my chest...please can Aranae stand up with legs apart, put a strawberry trifle down the back of her knickers and a chocolate trifle down the front and then slowly sit down and grind on the chair for 20 seconds?

Ari, give yourself a ketchup shampoo

Slather on whipped cream, drizzle chocolate and pour milk chocolate all over you while wearing bikini bottoms and a tight tank that's see through.

Ought to get er done



Trixxi

Ari, give your host a nice big (and probably sloppy) hug.

Araneae should take off her knickers and carefully stack two gateaux on the chair. These should be liberally topped with whipped cream and chocolate sauce. Ari should then straddle the chair and slowly sit on the gateaux before slowly grinding them to smithereens with her bare...bits.

Ari, please pour custard in your knickers and give yourself a wedgie

I saw a pot noodle, and now thats all i can think of! Because im super evil i want to see some cold sloppy pot noodle poured into those knickers

On hands and knees, get a face and bare-ass whipped cream pie sandwich

Araneae should stand with legs slightly apart, take a bottle of syrup, tuck it upside down into the waistband of her knickers and squeeze until the bottle is empty. Then slowly pull her knickers up as high as they'll go and let the syrup pour down her legs.

I am thinking another of Jeremy's models should try my pies.

A slow smeared pie sandwich this time i think.

If i win let me know and i will choose a recipe

Ari, spank your bare ass, paint it red and shake it for the camera, then sit on a sheet of paper/card to make a print

Sit down slowly, naked, legs wide open in a large custard pie and then receive a custard pie to the face.

Use either the porridge oats or the cake batter mix to make a big mixing bowl of...porridge...or cake batter. The bowl should be big enough to accommodate an arse (specifically Araneae's) and should be filled to the brim. Araneae should put the bowl on the chair and sit in it so that the contents overflow. She should stay sitting in it until there's a suggestion which requires her arse for other purposes...

Great suggestions everyone - try to remember one item and one action.

We only have a limited time to get through as many suggestions as we can in the time, so we may have to edit some of the more complex actions. The simpler the better.

Last 24 hours to add suggestions, so if you haven't yet added something, now is your chance - make sure you are suggesting things we have in the house, as I'm not nipping to Tesco tomorrow morning to get last-minute shopping items!