Hi Gang!

We are going to set up a Just Pie Me shoot with this cutie. She found us and wants to get messy.

If she wants to get messy, the only thing you can do is get her messy.
VERY,VERY messy .
It would be rude to say no.

I have no problem with her humble request. I hope you make her dreams come true.

so what are you waiting for???

she is Cuuuuuuuuuttee!!

Well don't just stand there, get her messy! Quite a cutie! Hope she has a lot of fun

Pie her!

Done!

And by "us" I assume she meant the Regemeister and his, er, little friend?

That's a lie. No, she doesn't. It's all a dirty dirty lie.
You & the Illuminati & Freemasons & NASA are all in on the Big Pie Lie.

Lots of chocolate please....

Throw pies at that nice turd cutter!

I hope by "she found us" you don't mean "she's crazy enough to respond to a random craigslist ad"

I read this as "Can Penelope do the boners," which, uh, yes, please!

Now come on lads, lets steady on. She's lovely and has a really sexy dress on. But let's think, we must get a towel first!
And let's make sure that she has something to change into! She's got lovely hair, let's think how to help her out if it gets totally messy.
Let's treat her like the beautiful lady that she is.

yes!!! grease her up please!