ok homies! i am pushing out these last couple of customs. we have had sickness in kids, us, holidays, virused up internets, blah blah blah. so now, i will be taking customs. There will be no time interval on when they go out because it is the holidays but, it will be to you as soon as possible! (just being honest here, folks first come first serve)
ok sparky, heres the deal.....you send me your custom idea (all supplies needed, clothes, and what you want to see all in ONE MESSAGE) with the header that says "TREAT YO SELF" FOR 25 PERCENT OFF THE ENTIRE CUSTOM!!!
if you come to us with a custom where you give us the supplies and the "basis" of what you want to see (tit for tat, sexy, slapstick, etc) and let us just do what we do best.....just get messy and ad lib you will get 35 PERCENT OFF THE ENTIRE CUSTOM!!!
so, TREAT YO SELF these holidays people! who knows when we will have another? i love you all and i thank each and every one of you for being a part of my messy world.

UPDATE ON HARLEY SCENE:
the harley scene is going to be done exactly like the huge pie scene done in the animated series. im talking gigantic pie, singing, the whole nine. we spent (gulp) 1,000 total on our costumes. no shit. my costume is to a "t" so, we are right now in the process of building our pie. we have come up with ideas to build it without having to use the pillows (yes, that is what they were for) there will be a large amount of pudding. but we needed to actually build this gigantic pie for the scene to look as real as the animated series.
ariel will be the joker as she already has her costume. it is to a "t" as well except for a skirt instead of pants so, when i am closer to time to do this scene, i will be taking donations to do it because honestly, i CANNOT recreate this without YOUR help! This is going to take a team of us and all will have to be paid including the building of the pie!
we will obviously make the scene longer with some added on tit for tat but, it is going to be great. wammerzeit produktions will be helping along with wambabes adn the house of mess so you KNOW its gonna rock your socks. just letting you all in on the update on THAT! so now, have the most awesomely messy day ever....i am about to go dildo myself and give myself some pies
X RATED CUSTOMS HOLD THE SAME STANDARD AS STATED ABOVE! REMEMBER, SERIOUS INQUIRIES SEND THE MESSAGE WITH THE HEADER, "TREAT YO SELF" FOR THE DISCOUNT!!!
LOVE YALL!!
XOXOXOX
JAYCE!!

Props for the Parks and Rec reference!

Lord of Chrimbus, help us all! Ask Kemic if he can fix your computer! he was just in town the other day :/ I know he'd be able to fix all of them and make sure they STAY fixed...

Some serious money spent on costumes! Well done!

It's not cheap being messy!

For Jayce & Jilly

http://www.sheckys.com/files/2013/10/treat-yo-self2.jpg

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well now, the internet providers wont even touch my shit because SOMEONE (ex roomate) fucking downloaded an insane amount of illegal shit and when they came to fix my fucking internet which i pay 70 dollars a month for JUST INTERNET so i can have the fastest....they wouldnt even touch it because it was ridden with all kinds of viruses. ugh.
thanks a lot for leaving without paying your rent...leaving me and my kid high and dry OH and putting viruses and shit all over my computers so i cant make money to pay for the fact you LIVED off me for months and left without paying the duration of your rent and now i have to pay court fees to take you to court that i DONT HAVE. that was the longest run on sentence ever but i was really mad typing it.
so yeah, if kemic comes up PLEEEEEEASE have him help me!!!! i am still having so much trouble. my editor is GONE. fucking prick.
seems like i dated this guy, doesn't it? nope. i am just a good fuckijng person trying to help out another friend and what do i get??? shit. just shit. that is why i tell you guys and gals on here how much i love and appreciate yall all th time because i have only had one bad encounter on here and everyone else is just so damn awesome!!!

we can get messy in "apps" "zerts" or "parm parm" or "chickey chickey parm parm" bahaha
i prefer the "zerts"