This doesn't hold a candle to the fucking incredible Pie Pod scene that ArchNemesis put up this weekend, but if you haven't had your fill of What Would You Do, the third in my series featuring a fictional new-and-improved show, unshackled from the decorum that airing on Nickelodeon requires, is now up in the Stories section!

In this one, four girls in a twenty-something bridal party overlook some key details in the waiver they didn't read before signing, prior to entering the studio for the taping. As a result, they all get a bachelorette weekend gift they'll never forget, courtesy of a totally new pie device making its debut.

https://umd.net/stories/the-bridal-party--a-what-would-you-do-g

Content notes:
- The victims are four women
- I'm a fan of the setup as much as I am the mess, so be forewarned, it takes a while to get to the mess. [Edited this just to be careful that we're not advocating watching certain shows -MM]
- There's no explicit sexual activity, but this is the most suggestive story in the series yet. So if you're more of a fan of the lighthearted, nonsexual nature of the original, there's some of that in this one, but the situation deteriorates quickly. Read at your own risk!

Stay tuned for the second segment of this episode, where it'll be the guys putting their dignities on the line!

The first two stories:
https://umd.net/stories/i/yoga-challenge--a-what-would-you-do-gam/return/%2Fprofile%2Fi%2Fhooliham%2Fsection%2Fblogs%2F
https://umd.net/stories/i/the-wheel-o-stuff--a-what-would-you-do/return/%2Fprofile%2Fi%2Fhooliham%2Fsection%2Fblogs%2F

OMFG I loooooooooove this concept!!!!!!

This should be it's own spinoff gameshow

Sounds like we need to get to work on making a 'Cream Pie'!

Loved the story, and thanks for the shout out.

Thanks for the feedback! It looks like venturing into more extreme territory is a good idea, so I'll try to incorporate that into future installments.

Will also try to make them shorter, I know I can be unbearably long-winded in these.