Post your ideal pie face pic. Male or female. Is there a scenario leading up to getting it?

So tricky one here. Ideally I love to see a "real" pie meaning no shaving cream. I think the consistency is one to be desired too. This one below is me just using pudding, cool whip, and some syrup. This was fun, but very runny. I used a pre made Hershey's pie which was amazing with crust, but the smell lingers a few days. Would love to know what The Three Stooges used. Those sceneros and coverage is the best! Great Race also!

Monty

One of my faves

Joyce Dewitt in Three's Company is my favorite pieing!

The greatest still and pies came from our scene "Riley Tied and Pied," where Riley Jacobs is handcuffed to a chair and receives a barrage of cool whip and pudding pies that are just so perfect in consistency. The pies absolutely explode on her, completely covering her every feature, while she laughs hysterically during the onslaught, yelling for more and more! She had SO MUCH fun with this one.

:"Janet and Chrissy" pieings above are absolute perfection.

You can call me,

Al

pie splatter on my wife, from her various messy seshs
She loves when the pies explode as they hit her, think the messy stuff is slowly growing on her! Or she just likes all the positive comments and loves !

@Luvs2pie, Being with a spouse who loves pieings would be a dream come true!

It's pretty great, she really lets me have done fun! Sge just started getting gunged and she REALKY likes that and the Japanese bath slimes and nuru gel/ lotions!!!

She isn't a fan of my slime concoctions or when I scoop all the ammo out of the tub and pour back on her lolz not sure if she hate that or her Bukkake pours more?

These are "Desert Island great"

Giant bakery pies, plenty of crust.

Sorry I'm going to half-disagree. The Janet pieing (Joyce DeWitt) is perfection. But I was always disappointed in the Chrissy one. Its soft and slow, no splatter. Yes I know its a self-pieing but everyone else in that fight got NAILED with good coverage. Somers just has pie on her face and with those boobs what a waste.

Definitely one of the best mainstream pie hits and maybe my all time favorite as well. Im a big fan of crust and Janet's cream crusted face is thee BEST I've ever seen. Love that she didn't even have to wipe anything away and she could see right thru the crust, perfect.

This very sloppy pie

Lily is just an outstanding pie target. gorgeous body, beautiful face, and I remember her saying that this was a fantasy of hers to get destroyed in pies and she absolutely does. I love how messy the pies are and the mix of whipped cream and saliva sticking to her lips. You can see her reactions and laughter are genuine pleasure.

Sorry I love the shaving cream, smells good, easy to rinse, great coverage

One of my best hits.

I have a pretty wide range of different types of pieings I can really enjoy, as evidenced in the avalanche of photos attached below.

A personal favorite

Really love upswipes-nose must be stuffed! Facial sealage is lovely too!

Here's another round of my ideal pied faces:

career highlight.

love giving a good pie splatter, sticky swip, or a goepy gross glob