I just thought I would share my messy session experience with Jessie this week, This was my 2nd session and I decided to push the boundaries with scenarios and mess e.t.c. my 1st session was great but I wish now that I had my video camera as I was very nervous and my good memories were blurred with excitement.

First of all I contacted Jessie by email and she replied very promptly which I think was under a couple of hours, I clearly stated what I would like from the session which was 2 separate scenes, Again within a short time a date was arranged a price was agreed and small deposit was made to book my date with destiny nothing was any trouble at all!!!

The day of the session soon arrived and Jessie informed me that Tescos were going to be late with messy supplies so that the session was to be slightly delayed although I felt welcome to arrive at any time and was told that there would be no rush as she had no other plans that day.

I arrived at Jessies home at around midday on a horrible blowy british spring day I knocked on the door, Jessie flung the door open within seconds as usual Jessie has a huge smile and makes me feel welcome straight away, again i am surprised how teeny tiny Jessie is in real life I am 6ft tall and feel like a giant overlooking Jessie, Also I must say Jessie even looks more beautiful in real life and looked as though she has spent a long time getting ready with make up and her hair is like something from a hair salon poster it would be a shame to be getting her messy.

Walking in to Jessies lovely home I realise how professional she is there is plastic sheets already protecting the walls and carpets then we walk in to the kitchen where there is hive of activity Jessie is making final preparations there is already pies being finished off gunge is already made and porridge is sat in buckets all gloopy and is just waiting to be used.

While finishing the pies Jessie is multitasking by making me coffee stirring the gunge and general we are just chatting away, When you see Jessie in real life she is EXACTLY the same as her videos she is bubbly friendly and is very easy to talk to.

Jessie now starts to talk to me about final arrangements for the scenes like clothing dialogue e.t.c. I set my camera up while Jessie puts on a nice little black dress.

Scene 1

This scene involves me being shown how Jessie makes her famous custard pies we are both stood in front of a table with matching aprons, I play a obnoxious interviewee telling Jessie how she is making the pie wrong in to which she responds with pure venom and anger! the pretty sweet little blonde girl can turn in to a poisonous evil bitch within seconds which was a little scary as it seemed quite real obviously I end up with a huge custard pie smashed in my face dripping down my apron... Jessies storms off the scene with a angry face to behind the camera and then bursts in to fits of giggles I think she enjoyed this scene as much as me.

Scene 2

I quickly get cleaned up and for this scene Jessie will where her wellies as well which are to be filled, I then get a choice of wellies to choose from she has at least 3 pairs of hunters 2 pairs of joules and other various wellies and riding boots on display ready to be chosen, I choose my favourite which are blue hunters straight away she puts the wellies on ready for scene 2.

In this scene Jessie shows me the basics of how to get messy I am prepared in a yellow PVC rain suit and hunter wellies, Jessie starts off with the pie demonstration which is the pie in the face the pie sandwich then finished off with the pie hat, by now my head is just a gloopy mess but by god Jessie knows how to pie well! Not to hard or soft and a gentle rub for maximum coverage.

Before I can clear my eyes Jessie is yanking my wellies off and they are stuck to my feet to her amusement.

Jessie now starts filling my expensive hunters with porridge, gunge, custard and chocolate sauce with which she demands i put my feet back in what I thought was great fun as the mess overflowed all over the boots, again she yanks the boots and poor the contents over my head.

She now finishes me off with with porridge gunge, custard, chocolate sauce and for the finale I am covered in snow foam spray which I supplied this was the first time Jessie has used this and is excited about how much fun it is, she comments about how she has always wanted to use a fire extinguisher and this was very similar.

I am now trashed properly and Jessie hints it should be her turn to get messy although it seems to me there is more mess left for her self, like she does not want to miss out.

I genuinely feel Jessie prefers to receive rather than give the mess and I know from experience she genuinely enjoys wamming she was even telling me a story about for her birthday she wants to arrange a pie fight with family and friends.

Now the tables turn and I trash a sat down Jessie in turn with pies gunge, custard, chocolate but it seems to me she enjoys the porridge the most making sure her whole face gets covered while it slowly dripson to her perfectly formed petite body, I also fill her hunter wellies in which I then pull off and pour slowly over her.

I finish Jessie off with snow foam in which I cover her maybe to much for comfort but she is a real trooper.

The mess is now all used up and is slowly dripping down Jessie where it sits in a big puddle of gloop.

As far as I am concerned the session is over but Jessie has other ideas while rolling in the mixed up mess on the floor she tells me how she is as happy as a pig in S*** I pour i few more buckets of gunge over her and call it a day.

I let Jessie get cleaned up while looking at the war zone of a mess which is now Jesssies dining room wondering where to start cleaning up.

I now take my time to have a shower and get changed by now Jessie has most the mess cleaned up and I ask to help her but she has it all in control.

In no time the mess is cleaned up I make myself another cup of coffee and we have a chat for half an hour about her plans for the week while talking Jessie plays the glorious guns and roses music in the background.

We now say our goodbyes and by no means do I feel rushed again I thank Jessie for the magic she has given me and I promise to let her know how my footage turns out which of course was great!

Any guys out there who want to try this and are not sure just give a go you only live once and everyones bucket list should involve pushing a pie in Jessies pretty face.

I cannot emphasise how much hard work Jess puts in to this and is worth every penny I know from experience that If I leave unhappy she would be unhappy as well!

My apologies for poor grammar my school english was not my best subject I hope people enjoy my experience.

I will be booking my next session very soon.

Thanks for your description of the session, it sounds amazing. There have been so many great reviews of MJ sessions lately that Im really tempted to book one with her.

I'm just a little nervous as its a big step from getting messy on your own, to then getting messy with the lovely Jessie

I may have to take the plunge though, as it would be a shame to miss out!

I had a session with Jessie last summer and I couldn't agree more with what you have said.

She was amazing, very friendly and obviously I ended up in a right mess

I definitely need to book again sometime soon and to anyone else who is unsure then just don't delay and get a session with her sorted as you won't regret it.

100% Jessie is such a warm genuine person and you are right, she really does prefer getting messy to getting others messy. The only, joking, complaint I ever had from her was when I sent her 3 scripts and she didn't get messy in any of them.

So go for it phoenix76. Jessie is easy to talk to and fun and warm. You won't regret it.

The Messy Jessie Experience, meanhwile, were one of the best bands of the 60s, with their hits 'Pie Joe', and 'Purple Gunge'

Rev

Fantastic breakdown of a session with Jessie, you've put your experience across really well!!

Have to agree with you when you say she looks so beautiful it would be a shame to get her messy, doesn't stop us though, does it!!!

Thank you so much for your wonderful appraisal!!! I am so overwhelmed by your kindness Making people happy through mess makes me the happiest woman alive!

Honestly, I am brimming with joy right now! After another very tough day, reading this has filled me with hope

Thank you SO much!!!!

Jessie xx
www.messy-jessie.com

What a great write-up! Jessie's obviously a brilliant laugh!

With Jimi Gungedrix on lead guitar!

norman

Thank-you Norman!!

I was quite pleased with that gag and all I had got was tumbleweeds. Knew I could rely on you tho

I've got a feeling that most people on here are too young to even know what that's a reference to!

Missing out on the '60's (especially) and the '70's is a shame!

Norman

I must agree Messy Jessie is the best, I too had my second session with jessie this week, and she is just brill, she really does make you feel welcome and comfortable, I was as nervous as if i was meeting a big movie star, but a soon felt comfy and at home.

I too had a wellie filling session full of giggles and joy I loved every second of it.

Thank you Jessie

I'll be booking again