Robby WLP/The House of Mess and a feature from Messygirl's Amy Presents: The Lady in Red! I am super stoked about this one, although I was NOT at the time....I was NOT shown this footage of amy's ass until DURING this whole deal.....ROBBY IS A SMART MOTHER FUCKER. You wanna get someone actually irritated while cameras are rolling? You show her Messygirls Amy, who she fucking thinks ROCKS, who has been behind the mess given to her....and is TAUNTING HER. WTF?! RIGHT? so, anyway, check out this weeks episode. Its full of fun, laughs, trying to balance from things being thrown at me, shoes, pantyhose, (haha) and lots of good mess for your viewing pleasure. Plus, Amy is hot....I am easy to forgive since she is hot....maaaaaayyyyyybeeeee.....fuck you, robby.
So, in this one, you have the backstory, right? Okay... well, my dress, heels, hose, jewelry and all gets totally creamed by amy no less from messygirl studios! I had no idea until the end! Via satellite, no fucking less! Can I not do a show where I just get to enjoy my expensive outfits in peace? Without flying pies? Smushed pies? The cliche' green sliming? The chocolate? My heels ruined? Pantyhose done for? I mean, really? Can i just get through my show? Anyway, all this was cooked up by Robby wlp and Amy and messygirl... buncha fucks. So, watch as I get creamed, soaked, and turned into a standing blob of fucking mess when it wasnt ME who was supposed to get it! Backstory:So, when I visited Chicago and went up to shoot with Robby the first order of business was for me to pay a visit to another friend's "engagement" party and then meet Robby back at the room where we were going to shoot. Ready prematurely...
I came in and plopped down on a chair and Robby says... "Are you ready? Let's go Nice that you're already dressed for the first shoot."
I laughed and basically said "fuck you." (see pic below) And then, "sure, if you want to pay for this outfit." And he said something "Robbylike" about "in all life and dresses a little pie must fall" or some goofy shit like that. And then he says "aren't you dedicated to your fans? Don't want to get pied in your own clothes?" The fucker. So I said, "fine, I'll show you, dedication" And went and stood in front of the cameras and said "let's go."
I stood there and I didnt actually think he was going to do shit... as I am in this entire get up... Robby knows I dont hardly ever wear makeup or dress up... Im thinking he's calling my bluff...
A few minutes in we get to what I think is the first pie and I think "holy fucking shit, I've never actually been pied in my own clothes." He was for real... And it wasn't just my clothes. My own heels, jewelry, etc. What a weird feeling of half anticipation and half "holy shit what the fuck am I doing?"
So, tomorrow I release "The Lady in Red" the second episode of the "Jayce Lane Show." I know Robby always gets asked about backstorys so I thought I'd share this one.
Oh and Robby? You fucker.
Catch the Story in Episode 2: The Lady in Red also starring Amy from Messygirl Also, those who asked for wide shots, including legs, heels, feet, pantyhose? You got a whole few minutes just for you Also, for all of those looking at screen grabs wondering... yes there are wide shots of the mess.
boxster2 said: any pie jayce can throw, i can throw better...
oooooo i feel a challenge coming on!!!!!
seeing as i cant get pied at the moment....hmmmm....i need some pie targets.....
im not really supposed to lift or push and pull but i think i can use my pie skills. its all in the wrist.
Sign me up for being a target.
bet i can throw one better than robby. i also have this amazing technique for FLINGING them out of the tin, where they are "thrown" but are graham crust. its kinda amazing.
boxster2 said: any pie jayce can throw, i can throw better...
oooooo i feel a challenge coming on!!!!!
seeing as i cant get pied at the moment....hmmmm....i need some pie targets.....
im not really supposed to lift or push and pull but i think i can use my pie skills. its all in the wrist.
Sign me up for being a target.
bet i can throw one better than robby. i also have this amazing technique for FLINGING them out of the tin, where they are "thrown" but are graham crust. its kinda amazing.
Sign me up. Let me know where and when. You can fling as many as your heart desires.
RobbyWLP said: bet i can throw one better than robby. i also have this amazing technique for FLINGING them out of the tin, where they are "thrown" but are graham crust. its kinda amazing.
The woman is delusional.
BAHHH!
robby the score shall be settled.....i swear it by the old gods and the new
RobbyWLP said: bet i can throw one better than robby. i also have this amazing technique for FLINGING them out of the tin, where they are "thrown" but are graham crust. its kinda amazing.
The woman is delusional.
BAHHH!
robby the score shall be settled.....i swear it by the old gods and the new
It's sad that I was almost as turned on by Jayce making a GoT reference as I was by these screencaps.
RobbyWLP said: bet i can throw one better than robby. i also have this amazing technique for FLINGING them out of the tin, where they are "thrown" but are graham crust. its kinda amazing.
The woman is delusional.
BAHHH!
robby the score shall be settled.....i swear it by the old gods and the new
It's sad that I was almost as turned on by Jayce making a GoT reference as I was by these screencaps.
im wearing GOT socks as we speak. Drogon. get with it.
RobbyWLP said: bet i can throw one better than robby. i also have this amazing technique for FLINGING them out of the tin, where they are "thrown" but are graham crust. its kinda amazing.
The woman is delusional.
BAHHH!
robby the score shall be settled.....i swear it by the old gods and the new
It's sad that I was almost as turned on by Jayce making a GoT reference as I was by these screencaps.
im wearing GOT socks as we speak. Drogon. get with it.
RobbyWLP said: bet i can throw one better than robby. i also have this amazing technique for FLINGING them out of the tin, where they are "thrown" but are graham crust. its kinda amazing.
The woman is delusional.
BAHHH!
robby the score shall be settled.....i swear it by the old gods and the new
RobbyWLP said: bet i can throw one better than robby. i also have this amazing technique for FLINGING them out of the tin, where they are "thrown" but are graham crust. its kinda amazing.
The woman is delusional.
BAHHH!
robby the score shall be settled.....i swear it by the old gods and the new
Yog-Sothoth is not amused.
ugggghhhh FINE. ill take on the fiery LORD OF LIGHT i suppose....if he wills it.......