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"Straight guy in suit destroyed with milkshake in public humiliation"
If anyone actually managed to wank over this you deserve a medal.
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Is that Tommy Robinson!? 
Also, is this a challenge? How much is the medal worth? I just found out I have new medical debts, so I might not be too far off from whoring myself out or selling my organs soon.
Also, is this a challenge? How much is the medal worth? I just found out I have new medical debts, so I might not be too far off from whoring myself out or selling my organs soon.
He's more potato now than man. Twisted and evil.
Potatoman-J said: Is that Tommy Robinson!?
Also, is this a challenge? How much is the medal worth? I just found out I have new medical debts, so I might not be too far off from whoring myself out or selling my organs soon.
Also, is this a challenge? How much is the medal worth? I just found out I have new medical debts, so I might not be too far off from whoring myself out or selling my organs soon.
Yeah, he got milkshaked twice in two days hahaha and I couldn't resist the opportunity for a shitpost. One of my friends suggested we should refer to this new trend as SPLASH THE FASH
It would seem that in an ironic twist, he brings all the milkshakes to the yard.
He's more potato now than man. Twisted and evil.
"But you are condoning assault, how would you feel if if you were hit by milkshake?"
Oh boy, you don't want me to answer that.
Oh boy, you don't want me to answer that.
PennyBanks said: If anyone actually managed to wank over this you deserve a medal.
I must say, that certainly hasn't got any more achievable with this latest choice of target!
Does anyone want to do a mass self-milkshaking at a Brexit party event? Just turn up looking normal then all of a sudden BAM thirty of us just dump dairy products over ourselves.
All the value of shitting up the fash, all the joy of sploshing, no worries about getting arrested cause the police can't do anything about us assaulting ourselves and if anyone questions it, we just say it's vegan performance art and it's totally a coincidence that we're there.
All the value of shitting up the fash, all the joy of sploshing, no worries about getting arrested cause the police can't do anything about us assaulting ourselves and if anyone questions it, we just say it's vegan performance art and it's totally a coincidence that we're there.
PennyBanks said: Does anyone want to do a mass self-milkshaking at a Brexit party event? Just turn up looking normal then all of a sudden BAM thirty of us just dump dairy products over ourselves.
All the value of shitting up the fash, all the joy of sploshing, no worries about getting arrested cause the police can't do anything about us assaulting ourselves and if anyone questions it, we just say it's vegan performance art and it's totally a coincidence that we're there.
All the value of shitting up the fash, all the joy of sploshing, no worries about getting arrested cause the police can't do anything about us assaulting ourselves and if anyone questions it, we just say it's vegan performance art and it's totally a coincidence that we're there.
It's a fun idea, but I'd be surprised if people could get into the events carrying milkshakes at the moment!
PennyBanks said: Does anyone want to do a mass self-milkshaking at a Brexit party event? Just turn up looking normal then all of a sudden BAM thirty of us just dump dairy products over ourselves.
All the value of shitting up the fash, all the joy of sploshing, no worries about getting arrested cause the police can't do anything about us assaulting ourselves and if anyone questions it, we just say it's vegan performance art and it's totally a coincidence that we're there.
All the value of shitting up the fash, all the joy of sploshing, no worries about getting arrested cause the police can't do anything about us assaulting ourselves and if anyone questions it, we just say it's vegan performance art and it's totally a coincidence that we're there.
I make one anonymous post on a fetish forum, and the next minute I'm seriously considering whether I out myself in front of the public and most likely some press in order to make a political demonstration against Farage...
bluebacta said:
I make one anonymous post on a fetish forum, and the next minute I'm seriously considering whether I out myself in front of the public and most likely some press in order to make a political demonstration against Farage...
PennyBanks said: Does anyone want to do a mass self-milkshaking at a Brexit party event? Just turn up looking normal then all of a sudden BAM thirty of us just dump dairy products over ourselves.
All the value of shitting up the fash, all the joy of sploshing, no worries about getting arrested cause the police can't do anything about us assaulting ourselves and if anyone questions it, we just say it's vegan performance art and it's totally a coincidence that we're there.
All the value of shitting up the fash, all the joy of sploshing, no worries about getting arrested cause the police can't do anything about us assaulting ourselves and if anyone questions it, we just say it's vegan performance art and it's totally a coincidence that we're there.
I make one anonymous post on a fetish forum, and the next minute I'm seriously considering whether I out myself in front of the public and most likely some press in order to make a political demonstration against Farage...
I think that if there was enough of us and we present it as art/activism then the idea of it being a load of fetishists wouldn't even occur to people? I'm out to everyone I care about but obviously the Sun and other shitrags would dig up dirt on me, hmmm...
If we had travel cups, thermoses etc, and a mix of frappes and other milk based drinks in various branded cups then it wouldn't necessarily arouse suspicion immediately.
Related to this, there was a news report yesterday claiming that an old man had milkshake thrown at him because he was wearing a Brexit rosette. Someone on Twitter has done a splatter analysis, which casts doubt on the original story:
https://twitter.com/harveyschmacker/status/1131620668657868804
In brief:
* That was almost certainly yoghurt rather than milkshake (e.g. it has bits of fruit in it).
* It must have been done at close range (otherwise the mess would cover a wider area), and it was possibly self-inflicted.
Would any of our producers care to weigh in on this? I.e. leaving aside the politics, could you throw yoghurt from off-camera and achieve that result?
Maybe there's a video premise in here: "splosh forensics"
https://twitter.com/harveyschmacker/status/1131620668657868804
In brief:
* That was almost certainly yoghurt rather than milkshake (e.g. it has bits of fruit in it).
* It must have been done at close range (otherwise the mess would cover a wider area), and it was possibly self-inflicted.
Would any of our producers care to weigh in on this? I.e. leaving aside the politics, could you throw yoghurt from off-camera and achieve that result?
Maybe there's a video premise in here: "splosh forensics"
flank said: Related to this, there was a news report yesterday claiming that an old man had milkshake thrown at him because he was wearing a Brexit rosette. Someone on Twitter has done a splatter analysis, which casts doubt on the original story:
https://twitter.com/harveyschmacker/status/1131620668657868804
In brief:
* That was almost certainly yoghurt rather than milkshake (e.g. it has bits of fruit in it).
* It must have been done at close range (otherwise the mess would cover a wider area), and it was possibly self-inflicted.
Would any of our producers care to weigh in on this? I.e. leaving aside the politics, could you throw yoghurt from off-camera and achieve that result?
Maybe there's a video premise in here: "splosh forensics"
https://twitter.com/harveyschmacker/status/1131620668657868804
In brief:
* That was almost certainly yoghurt rather than milkshake (e.g. it has bits of fruit in it).
* It must have been done at close range (otherwise the mess would cover a wider area), and it was possibly self-inflicted.
Would any of our producers care to weigh in on this? I.e. leaving aside the politics, could you throw yoghurt from off-camera and achieve that result?
Maybe there's a video premise in here: "splosh forensics"
I am totally up for doing this, what a genius idea!!
Alright guys, on Sunday I'm gonna get milkshake chucked over me in public - one for each so far so that's three at last count - the video will be pay what you want with proceeds going to charity. Anyone got a charity suggestion?
Plz no get arrested 
He's more potato now than man. Twisted and evil.
Possibly the quicker video turnaround ever! Shot it after lunch and now it's out to download for free (although charity donations are of course very much welcomed!) https://umd.net/forums/newsreaders-penny-banks-and-misha-mayfai
12/23/22, 8:44am: This post won't bump the thread to the top.
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