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"All of Crystal's SS63/SS64 Scenes now Remastered!"
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Substitute whatever sexy/goofy outfit the model is wearing and whatever silly character you are playing/prop you are wearing, and this is actually an uncannily accurate description of 90% of all scenes in the SStuff catalog, at least up until you hit the "cakes" era!
(The exceptions would be the scenes that lean heavily into the slime.)
It's strange, but Crystal seems to be only "secretly" one of the most popular models of your early era. I've had three different friends on here who consider her one of your very best models, but they're all convinced no one else fully appreciates her and they're outliers for liking her so much!
Haha, that's cuz she owned it and wouldn't let me have it!
I liked her bumblebee outfit too, I remember catching flak from people for that one at the time.
Wait, people didn't like the bee costume?
Agreed with Britney from SS80.... Super difficult model to work with, amazing self-pier tho.
Tracy was great at everything.... except staying a model.
Love you, too
Ah, the greatest self-pie model of them all. Always thought Crystal was a lot of fun.... Very silly, very tan, very willing to dig into her closet of ridiculous sexy costumes for various looks.
We shot quite a few times in a brief period, and all those scenes wound up in SS63 & SS64, and to this day people STILL tell me she's their favorite SS model. She made an impression! This scene in particular.... Beyond the ridiculous wig and her ridiculous "pit girl" outfit, it's really just an excuse for her to slam pies in her face, repeatedly. (Except for when I slam slightly gooier pies in her face.) Inspired by a random show from the 90s where a couple (male) contestants really WERE hypnotized into pieing themselves every time they heard a certain sound.... Not sure if their show was more or less fake than mine, but I still think Crystal wins.
All clips (edited and RAW) now in MP4 form at Vidown and UMD, for sale or streaming!
We shot quite a few times in a brief period, and all those scenes wound up in SS63 & SS64, and to this day people STILL tell me she's their favorite SS model. She made an impression! This scene in particular.... Beyond the ridiculous wig and her ridiculous "pit girl" outfit, it's really just an excuse for her to slam pies in her face, repeatedly. (Except for when I slam slightly gooier pies in her face.) Inspired by a random show from the 90s where a couple (male) contestants really WERE hypnotized into pieing themselves every time they heard a certain sound.... Not sure if their show was more or less fake than mine, but I still think Crystal wins.
All clips (edited and RAW) now in MP4 form at Vidown and UMD, for sale or streaming!
SS64 Scene 3
A scene from Slapstick Stuff Store
Our contestant gets on our new gameshow "Lose Your Mind." Wonder what she's gonna do with all those pies... (A self-pie extravaganza, edited to look like a vintage gameshow. 10 self pies plus water and runny clown pies too.)
Remastered in 2023.
Starring:Remastered in 2023.
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SStuff said: Beyond the ridiculous wig and her ridiculous "pit girl" outfit, it's really just an excuse for her to slam pies in her face, repeatedly. (Except for when I slam slightly gooier pies in her face.)
Substitute whatever sexy/goofy outfit the model is wearing and whatever silly character you are playing/prop you are wearing, and this is actually an uncannily accurate description of 90% of all scenes in the SStuff catalog, at least up until you hit the "cakes" era!
(The exceptions would be the scenes that lean heavily into the slime.) It's strange, but Crystal seems to be only "secretly" one of the most popular models of your early era. I've had three different friends on here who consider her one of your very best models, but they're all convinced no one else fully appreciates her and they're outliers for liking her so much!
The "pit girl" outfit never got used again. That was a perfect costume! The premise and the script was also perfect!
IPIEMYWIFE said: The "pit girl" outfit never got used again. That was a perfect costume! The premise and the script was also perfect!
Haha, that's cuz she owned it and wouldn't let me have it!
I liked her bumblebee outfit too, I remember catching flak from people for that one at the time.
Recently-remastered Toshia in pinstripes in SS61 is amazing. Quintessential, foundational, damn-near-perfect Slapstickstuff.
But this? This scene, this volume, this model? Takes the cake...um...pies. Especially this scene. And she's so casual about it! "Guess I wanted some pie!" Amazing. A lifetime achievement award for this model, please!
But this? This scene, this volume, this model? Takes the cake...um...pies. Especially this scene. And she's so casual about it! "Guess I wanted some pie!" Amazing. A lifetime achievement award for this model, please!
SlapstickStuff said: I liked her bumblebee outfit too, I remember catching flak from people for that one at the time.
Wait, people didn't like the bee costume?
I am Sam Fisher - I am a Splinter Cell
Also did not like the bee costume lol. This is great though
I'd also say Nikki, Tracy from vol 99 and Britney from vol 80 are excellent self pie peeps too
I'd also say Nikki, Tracy from vol 99 and Britney from vol 80 are excellent self pie peeps too
NorthernWAM said: Also did not like the bee costume lol. This is great though
I'd also say Nikki, Tracy from vol 99 and Britney from vol 80 are excellent self pie peeps too
I'd also say Nikki, Tracy from vol 99 and Britney from vol 80 are excellent self pie peeps too
Agreed with Britney from SS80.... Super difficult model to work with, amazing self-pier tho.
Tracy was great at everything.... except staying a model.
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