Hey folks!
Hope everyone is safe and staying inside. SlapstickStuff is planning to proceed as usual for the indefinite future, including the same release schedule as before.... Hopefully this will be a little consistency in our current crazy world! And who's more consistent than returning model Lucy, the Czech model who's always perfectly dressed, perfectly made up... and then, by the end, perfectly covered!

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Shot well before the pandemic, SS237 Scene One finds Lucy wearing a skin-tight dress and declaring she is too "glamorous" to get messy. Hmm.... We all know how that goes..... This is the rare clip where Lucy gets slimed FIRST! Three times, to be precise.... before getting perfectly caked, pied many times, and caked again! (Plus another rarity: A legit great pie sandwich!) I particularly like the unexpected moments, like the way she decided NOT to cross her legs (ahem), or that great look where she crouches by a water bucket to "wash up" before the next round. Also some really nice messy soles for you foot fans.... and a brief glimpse of Lucy wearing only lingerie bottoms? Hmm.... Now what could that lead to....?

All three scenes available unedited right now. Not sure when the edits are gonna come, so if you like what you see, grab it now! Thanks and be safe!

Not that we follow it exactly, but here's the original script too!

PRODUCER: Alright, time for another super messy skit!
MODEL: Oh, I'm sorry Rich. I wish I could!
P: Hang on. What does that mean? You're here right now.
M: Oh, I was just stopping by to tell you I won't be doing your silly messy shoot today.
P: Boy, that seems like a lot of effort. Most models just send a text.
M: Huh. That WOULD have been easier. [shrugs] But hey. At least I'm telling you in person.
P: That doesn't make it better though. Why the change of heart?
M: Oh, I've got a big event tonight. That's why I'm all dressed up.
P: Yes. That IS a nice dress. It would a shame to get it all messy.
M: Exactly. That's why we WON'T be messing it up!
P: Hmm. Okay. Just to clarify. That means no pies.
M: No pies!
P: And no cakes. No chocolate. How about water?
M: No. NO!!
P: Alright, fine. Whatever you want. But could you at least do me a favor?
M: I suppose.
P: Just talk to the fine folks at home about you know, your career or something. Maybe I can trick a few idiots into buying a scene where you don't get messy.
M: Fine. Hi everybody! [She talks for a bit.] Oh, and I'm also a makeup artist as well as a model.
P: Boy. That must come in handy when you're having to redo your makeup after you get messy.
M: Yes. I suppose it does. Even though that WON'T be happening today.
P: Of course. Of course. So. Big question. What do you prefer, makeup or modeling?
M: Hmm. That's a toughie. I don't really know. I guess. [gets green slimed]
M: Rich!! I thought you said you weren't messing me up today! You promised!!
P: Actually, that is NOT what I said. I said no cakes or pies. Or chocolate or Water. Slime was still on the table. And um On that dress.
M: Exactly! And now this dress is ruined!
P: Maybe not. We could always throw it in the wash.
M: Rich, I don't know if you've tried to get stains out of a dress, but-- [gets orange slimed] Again??
P: Ooh yeah. THAT is gonna need some deep cleaning.
M: I can't believe you would slime me Twice!!
P: Hey, it's not my fault. You're on set and you keep saying the trigger phrase!
M: Trigger phrase??
P: Yeah. You know A phrase that triggers the slime to fall. Trigger phrase.
M: Okay, I don't know what you're talking about, but-- [gets purple slimed] Unbelievable.
P: Wow. I feel like this situation could've been avoided somehow.
M: You think?? What am I supposed to wear for my big event now?
P: Well. We COULD wash it right now. But of course, I'd have to go back on my word and use some of the wet stuff. And I mean, I gave you my word.
M: Yeah yeah, you did. So maybe DON'T use the water.
P: Hmm. You sound just like a lot of my audience.
M: Do I? [wipes up]
P: See? Good as new!
M: [wipes up] Not really, but. I might be able to make it work.
P: Yeah, look at that! You clean up nicely. Women must hate you.
M: Oh, that's just silly. You know the old expression. Don't hate me because I'm beautiful!
P: Ooh, that would be a great tag line. Just say it right into that camera.
M: Sorry everyone. Don't hate me because I'm beautiful! [gets caked] What was THAT for?
P: Well, you didn't say, "Don't CAKE me because I'm beautiful."
M: But that was implied!!
P: Was it? I feel like cakes are always on the table. And your face.
M: Rich, I thought you said no cakes!
P: That's right, I did. Sorry Say no more. [pies her]
M: What was that for???
P: Well, you said no cakes. Didn't mention the pies.
M: But that was implied! Implied!! [gets pied]
P: Oh sorry. I thought you said "I'm pied."
M: You know what? I'm better than this. That's right. [composes herself] No matter what happens, I am ALWAYS a professional. [gets pied]
M: And I take my work very. [gets pied]
M: Ahem. I take my work very. [gets pied]
M: I take my work very seriously! [gets pied]
M: In the end, it all comes down to one word... [She raises one finger.] RESPECT! [gets pied]
P: Sorry. What was that word again?
M: RESPECT! [gets pie sandwiched]
P: Well, you certainly convinced me. Thanks for stopping by.
M: Yeah, well, now that I'm not going to this event. At least I'm getting paid here instead.
P: Oh, there's no money involved today.
M: WHAT???
P: This wasn't a paid skit. This was just you swinging by to tell me you weren't shooting today. So thanks for doing that. Bye now!!
M: You gotta be kidding me!
P: Alright, you know what? Just because I like you I guess we can shoot one bit. Just for you.
M: And I'll get paid?
P: Um Sure. Let's pretend I'm gonna pay you.
M: Hmmm [composes herself] So hi everybody! Thanks for watching me get messy yet again!
M: And like I always say. Don't cake me because I'm beautiful! [gets caked]
P: You mean like that?
M: Yes. Exactly like that. [pause] I think you did that deliberately.
P: How so?
M: You wrote that joke just to give you an excuse to hit me with another cake.
P: Hmm. Maybe. Well, thanks for taking it on the chin!
M: Except it wasn't just my chin. It was my face. My whole face! [gets pied]
M: Yep. That was my face.
M: How about this? Don't PIE me because I'm beautiful! [gets pied]
M: Yeah, I think my words are having the opposite effect now. [gets pied]
M: Like I always say. It's tough being this beautiful. [gets more pies]

Very nice! Always love your slime-first scenes.

Fantastic pics of Lucy, Rich!

As usual, Rich is greatness with yet another shockingly hot girl. Lone question: Is that her topless in your avatar? Perhaps foreshadowing something coming soon???

LOVE this script!! (And love the slime first scene :loveeyes

Thanks! She's originally Czech, so she's got that "exotic but Caucasian" vibe. LOL. Definitely some 90's era Angelina Jolie too.


Yep, that's Scene 2.... which is gonna get its own thread soon! (But is available now if you buy the Complete version.) We actually had the discussion during Scene 1, and she was very matter-of-fact, like she always is. "Oh, I won't go topless for what you're paying me. Throw in another 50 bucks." SOLD!

you make the best slime scenes! It would have been awesome in the dress if she didn't wear underwear.

Yeah, sorry! Lucy doesn't do full nude.
But thanks to her posture, there's a LOT of upskirt, and you also get the bit at the end where she strips her dress off completely and goes down to just bottoms. So if you're into that, grab the unedited clip, as I'm not sure that part will make the edit!