My wife and I had a bike race, loser has to make a video getting messy with cream pie, while still in their biking gear.

I am faster by I fall taking a turn to sharp and she beats me. I smash a cream pie in my Spandex-clad butt!

She then wants me to do crawl across the wet mossy ground and do a couple push ups hovering over a pie and on the sixth one let myself crash down into the pie face first.

See me masturbate while fully messy in my tank top and black Spandex bib shorts!