Hi guys.

This is a bit of an unusual one, and certainly something I didn't think I'd ever be writing. I've been lucky enough to have paid for sploshing bookings with some great wam models in the past and I've always loved the silly and playful side of things.

I'm now in a relationship with a girl and we have sploshed together a few times. She recently suggested that we mix things up a bit and she came up with an I'm a celebrity style challenge.

Basically we are now wondering if it is safe for her to pour live worms into my pants. As I say, this somehow seems quite dark for my tastes but I'm prepared to give it a go because she has been so accommodating for me. Do people think this would be safe?

I'm sure we will post some pics of we go ahead

I'd really welcome any specific advice or comments as well as a response to the poll. Thanks guys!!

From a cruelty to fellow creatures point of view, absolutely not.

I have no idea about the safety aspect but I think worms and other live creatures are best left in their own ecosystems

I'd suggest going down the 'eww' path the food way instead, like mushy peas, garlic mayo, dog food, fish guts, gravy, or whatever would have the same eww factor as worms for both of you but without anything except yourselves being alive

I remeber watching Clive James on a Sunday night when he had a section of his show about crazy japanese gameshow contestant filling their pants with worms, think it would be better with oily spaghetti or something as Candy suggested!

Thanks for the replies so far. I think we kind of got stuck in the 'I'm a celeb vibe' so some good points here.

We've always taken the view that anything meat-based would be beyond the pale, so live creatures definitely would be, for starters they cannot consent to being used for sexual purposes. If you want the texture and consistency, some mix of raw eggs and oily spaghetti as squidgyballs suggests would seem to be the way to go, and probably even gloopier than worms would be.

That sounds fantastic and I wanna put this on my 'to fill pants with' list