I hate mayo but god damn it feels so good! I paint my face with it, dunk in it and decide to cover and masturbate in it! I encourage you to join along with me and talk to you about how I'm going to cover you in it! The tingle, the smooth, creamy but absolutely disgusting substance... got me off! I hate mayo! I looooove the feel of it on my body, though! It was insanely rad! As in, I smelled like a fucking burger for a couple of days! I soak my hair, face and whole body in it and then masturbate while doing some joi for you! Mayo is the enemy, typically... and I got grossed out a couple times... but man... the feel of it was intoxicating as the smell! Its a must see, love/hate relationship between me and some mayo! weekend intro price of just 9.99! enjoy!
"I encourage you to join along with me and talk to you about how I'm going to cover you in it!"
How encouraging are you? This video looks great, but I would be interested to know how much of the video is you directing the viewer how to get messy versus you getting messy yourself and getting yourself off. Love the pictures.
Awesome pictures! Personally, I've found that Mayo looks and feels awesome! It's especially good when mixed with things like syrups, molasses, condensed milk, because it prevents them from getting too sticky and keeps them slimy!
I could never do what you all are able to do, not just with the courage but financially and wth my current living conditions.
Jayce, you are my hero sandwich.
(I wish the first part was all just for the pun, but the more I tried to come up with stuff to lead into the punch line thr more I realized it was all true. Opps.)
goodtimes said: Jayce how the hell did you deal with the intense burning stinging?
It didnt burn too bad until the end but it felt more like a tingle and the SMELL was the worst part but it felt so good i just kept on going ! i like to challenge myself
Love you, too
Opps.)
i like to challenge myself 
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