Being the #1 real estate agent in the entire country is no easy task; I always have to look impeccable, and this day was no exception.
I was waiting for a call from an important client who wanted to sell his country home, so I went to buy a suit and some beautiful loafers that cost me a fortune. I had to make the best impression on my client so he'd trust me and I could make a lot of money selling his farm.
But when I got there, I remembered how much I hate animals and their disgusting smells. They're always making noise and leaving their "gifts" everywhere. I searched everywhere for the farm manager, but the animals had another plan for me and my beautiful, impeccable outfit! It was horrible and disgusting, but above all, very messy!
Come see how I managed to get out of that stinky trap.
I hate you disgusting animals!
(All substances used in this scene are edible and made from baking materials. They are used for dramatic purposes.)
These keep getting better and better! I'm loving the change in story and the realism of doing these outdoors. It's a great combo. And what a hot, snooty looking real estate agent!
I'm dying to know who is writing these. Message me, you genius. I will blow your mind!