Because some folks have voiced the opinion that Breana wears "only skimpy bikinis now" and there aren't enough "pie first" scenes from SlapstickStuff.... and because Breana is nothing if not adaptable.... Oh, and because this was a pantyhose custom...... Presenting Breana in the classic SS skit "The Secretary"!!

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Yep, Bre plays the world's hottest--and unluckiest--secretary! Watch as she does sexy pie posing! Dig those pantyhose closeups! Laugh as a millennial becomes confused by a landline phone! And watch her get destroyed with pies, pies, and more pies! Followed by slime, slime, and more slime! Oh, that poor tube dress....

(And for you long-suffering cake fans, the good news is I sneaked a sheet cake in there. Which gets so "heavy" that Breana "accidentally" smashes it into her own face. Multiple times. It is.... Pretty amazing. Although I'm biased.)

So for those who love the "vintage" days of SlapstickStuff, hopefully this new throwback skit--released in very modern 1080p HD--is the best of both worlds! All 3 unedited angles available now! And if the sales are there, expect more throwback scenes.... and pantyhose... and sexy dresses? Hmmm......

I like the double pictures!

Has Breanna ever done a multi-girl video? If not, will she?

That's more like it - way better than all that skimpy bikini nonsense -

A few.....

Awesome as usual. How do you get the colors so vibrant? I use gel food coloring, but it never seems to be bright, even using white cake mix as a base.

I adore this Rich!

If you're talking the slime, it comes down to food coloring. I switched to McCormick for the green, as you can find that easily and it seems to produce a nice vibrant hue. (I used LorAnn for years but you had to add a LOT of coloring or it would be too pale/washed out.) But for the orange and all the other colors, I'm still using LorAnn, so you never know.

I also go back and adjust the colors in post for all my footage. I guess some people can "nail it" right off the camera, but I prefer to bring the exposure down so the whites (from pies and cakes) don't get blown out. Then I bring up the brightness/contrast in post, along with adjusting the colors to make them warmer and a bit more saturated.

This is perfect. I've been wanting you to use pantyhose for so long. I am buying this immediately!

This is incredible. When she wipes her breasts after the third (thrown) pie, I lost it. Thank you.

I already have another PH scene in the vault actually.... And yes, this time it's white hose, along with all-white sexy lingerie! That'll be coming sometime this year I suspect.

I hope it does well.... Unlike this scene, I had to fund the lingerie-and-hose shoot out-of-pocket!

I may have to place a second order.

I would recommend that! It's a very select minority of paying customers that is currently keeping this whole enterprise afloat!

Okay, fine: I'll DOUBLE my Slapstick Stuff purchases!

i bet i could GUESS who ordered this custom!! it looks awesome. i really do like the change from the norm. even though your norm is VERY AWESOME. i really dig this!! well done, man! love it!!

Thanks Jayce!

Just email me directly. I'll send you a few pics. I can also let you buy all the footage now if you really dig the pics!
(FYI I've started doing this to offset some costs, especially with a model like Bre where I have a BIG backlog of scenes. The clips are just rendered straight off the camera though... No color correction or title cards. The big time suck for any new scene is post-production, grabbing and editing pics, and then the final scene edit. Doing a quick render is relatively easy by comparison!)

Hey Rich,

Thanks for the AWESOME Breanna "Pies First" scene!! I have to admit that there is even a great self administered "Cake" in the face scene! I have made a gif that will show both a Pies first and Self Administered cake in the face in the same Gif. Let me know what you think!!

I had been using McCormick too, and wasn't ever able to get it right. Do you use Liquid, Gel, or Powder? I'm seeing around the forum that the most common seems to be gel. I know LorAnn offers all three. Maybe I just am not using enough. Lol

Always liquid. You don't need to add a ton with McC.

You outdid yourself Mr. Pies! Glad you appreciate a good caking too!

Breana always looks so amazing in any type of mess.has Breana ever done a Q & A with the fans.

I think it would be a bad idea. Rich has done almost 200 volumes, and not one model has ever posted here There has been a few cases of the less inspired posters tracking down his models and creeping them out*

*We have no proof Regis was involved. We just assume he was.

Exactly. I've lost some good models to creepers over the years. Bre has a thicker skin than some, but there's also a reason I took all her clips off YouTube. She has no desire to have her WAM shoots even remotely public, or linked to her private life in any way/shape/form.

It's flattering that people love Bre enough to want her to join the UMD, or start doing the rounds with other producers (a hot topic again, apparently).... But understand that is NOT appealing to her.

There are literally dozens of models on here... Gladly interacting with fans, and posting constantly, and answering questions, and dealing with hundreds of creepy PMs for (I assume) a decent amount of sales in return. I would say focus on them.

If you wanna show support for Bre, buy her scenes! (Like the new ones?) That's the best way to ensure I can afford to keep paying her to come back and shoot more content.

Bre ... Bre doesn't like us?!

If it makes you feel better, it's mostly you?

A nice break from the norm. I love when you do these bigger scripted skits and put extra effort in production, it always shows because the outcome is always awesome, and this one is no exception!

love this shoot....nice to see Breana showing off those sexy legs in hose...