The poll results are in - the Trials of Humiliation wins the first reveal. So here it is.
The Trials of Humiliation The Trial of Humiliation contains two games for players to choose from. Both involve clothing becoming part of the stakes. Both end with a collar, a walk of shame, and a messy finale. The difference is in how you get there.
Game One - Trick Or Treacled - Mild Both contestants secretly hide Strip markers beneath their own row of cups. Taking turns, they attempt trick shots with a ping-pong ball - land your ball in a cup hiding a Strip marker and your opponent loses a layer of clothing. The first contestant left completely naked loses the challenge. But losing isn't just losing. The winner places the "Gunge Me" collar around the loser's neck and leads them on a walk of shame down the hall to face a sticky treacling and feathering that turns defeat into spectacle.
Game Two - The Cum Dump - Extreme Before the game begins each contestant privately writes down honest answers to a series of personal and embarrassing questions. On camera they can tell the truth - or lie. Their opponent must decide whether they are telling the truth or a lie. Guess correctly and the storyteller strips. Guess wrong and the guesser strips instead. Even getting naked isn't the end. A contestant can buy up to three extra lives by accepting temporary rude tattoos placed wherever their opponent chooses. When those lives finally run out the winner places the "Cum Dump" collar on the loser and leads them on a walk of shame down the long corridor to the gunge tank for a full cascade of our stickiest white slime. To become the Cum Dump.
The Walk of Shame is non-negotiable. The collar is real. The slime is very, very sticky.
Both games are chosen freely by contestants who know exactly what they're signing up for before filming begins. Everything you see is consensual and agreed in advance.
Now the question is - which are you hoping to see in episode 1? Trick Or Treacled - ping pong strip game with treacling and feathering finale The Cum Dump - confession bluffing strip game with white slime finale
The Contestant Guessing Game I'm feeling mischievous - and since I'll be revealing games each week, it seems only fitting to add a little game of my own.
Each week alongside the game reveals I'll be inviting you to guess the Episode 1 contestants. Name both in the same thread and win a free download of Episode 1 - featuring all six messy games - when it releases.
The rules: 1. You can guesses up to five models maximum per weekly thread 2. Both names must appear together in the same thread - guesses spread across multiple weeks don't count 3. Each week I'll reveal whether one or both contestants appeared somewhere in the previous week's guesses - but not which post and not who 4. Winner announced when contestants are officially revealed
Both contestants have appeared in previous UMD videos. No unknowns - all my games are played fair and square.
And while you're thinking about that - which trial do you want to see revealed next?
Fear - nerve-wracking challenges under specially chilled gunge Disgust - games featuring our grossest and most unpleasant substances Envy - one player wins prizes while the other gets messy Anger - messy revenge moments and heated rivalry decisions Joy - silly games where gunging yourself wins you a share of the jackpot
Good luck with it. I look forward to purchasing the episodes when they come out.
Thank you so much - really glad it sounds exciting! Great to hear you're looking forward to it.
Since you mention purchasing - here's how it's going to work:
The full episode featuring all six games will be available on our SubscribeStar at the $15 tier. If you just want to subscribe for one month to download the episode that's absolutely fine - but if you stick around you'll also get extended WAM cuts from all our camera angles including wide, close-up, tank top and our special 360 camera on the gunge tank door, plus slow motion replays and exclusive backstage content including extended pre and post show interviews with our contestants. Early subscribers will also get some viewer interactivity that will influence parts of the episode that I'll be revealing closer to episode 1 shoot day.
For those who'd rather pay per download, the full episode will be available a week later on UMD at an early bird price of $25 for the first month after release, rising to $45 after that. Individual game clips will be available from $6-8 early bird rising to $9-12.
I'll be transparent - the early bird pricing on both platforms is to help raise funds for Episode 2 in a timely fashion. Your early support will genuinely make a difference.
More game reveals coming every Friday - watch this space!