Meet Harlot my new male WAM model. I just wanted to know who's interested in seeing this lumberjack get messy this weekend? I currently have some friends at a beach house and Harlot is ready to party! So please give me some ideas of games to play and photo ideas.

How can you not plaster a man with a beard like that in pies?

I want to!!!!! He's getting nervous and I told him I'd start a thread because he doesn't believe me when I say he's hot and people would totally love to see him getting messy! So I need some confidence building comments!

pies pies pies pies (and all the rest)

Haha here's that adorable Minisota dude

https://umd.net/videos/harlots-sunset

Agree with Brick - pie him a lot!!!

I mean, it's totally your pierogative.

Luckiest man on the face of the earth

We ended up doing a mud shoot in long johns and then a pie game with our friend "Strawberry short pie." Haha