In a few days I will be turning 31. Over the past year, I took a very literal interpretation of "Dirty 30," having lots of great messy times!

It was only two years ago when I first ventured out to get muddy (https://umd.net/forums/i_finally_got_muddy) and last year was my first big batch of slime on my waterbed

After these first few steps out of the WAM closet, I was ready to really dive in to ring a new decade!

I've been getting great workouts struggling in bottomless tidal mud (https://umd.net/forums/tidal-mud-in-fl).

For my 30th birthday, I ventured on a messy roadtrip to Studio 588 to crew some video shoots and (more importantly) play in their clay and peat pits! If anyone wants an inexpensive vacation where they get to hang out with naked models and play in the mud, I'd highly recommend it
In fact, I celebrated turning 30 by taking a dip in the heated clay pit!

To round out my messy roadtrip, I met up with a kindred perv-er to indulge in our shared fetish with sticky, binding slime (https://umd.net/forums/stuck-in-the-tub-with-slime) - we used a massive 15 gallons!

This slime is easy to make - glue + borax/liquid starch. Cleanup was a breeze compared to the slime I had previously used on my waterbed - I was sold! and promptly began stockpiling my own batch of glue slime.

Christmas eve, Command Performance (in FL) was hosting a WAM party, so I brought along my newly mixed 15 gallons of slime - with pool, tarps, sheeting... you know the drill

To ring in the new year, I got myself a Venus 2000 (not exactly messy, but so very dirty and so worth it!) I visited New York City for the first time and had my first experience with Nuru massage... and with happy endings from a seedy massage parlor in Korea town

Later I enjoyed some slippery nuru on my waterbed in a decidedly less skeevy environment! Also had a fabulous time playing with MyPieRogative on her messy tour across the nation (https://umd.net/forums/i/messy-tour-pics?start=60)!

This about sums things up to this summer - to be continued below.

https://youtu.be/nWfT57f44Ps
https://youtu.be/A0OYebWZ2Jk
https://youtu.be/7IjUBPabJgw

This summer I'm closing out my "Dirty 30" year the same way I began it (hurrah symmetry!)

Once again I visited Studio 588 to crew and play - this time I actually got to try my hand at directing a couple scenes!

After Studio 588, my slime partner and I again met up to indulge in a decadent, slimy, sticky weekend! This time we did what any respectable (and pervy) people would do... escalate, escalate, escalate!!!

Armed not with a puny 15 gallons of slime, nay, we had a gargantuan 50 gallons of slime - nearly 375 pounds This time around, we tried out things which would be impossible/dangerous without a partner... like being trapped in a bathtub filled to the brim with thick, stretchy, sticky slime! This stuff is so thick you actually start to float, suspended but unable to move.

A whole other sensation was being trapped in a zentai suit - the slime pulled on the fabric, almost feeling like you're caught in a net. Any movement is slow and difficult.

I had wanted to try filling a giant climb-in balloon with slime, enjoying the total bondage it would create, but it was hard enough to just get IN the darn thing, so we abandoned that plan.

It has been an amazing year - I've been very lucky to have been able to play out so many of my fantasies. I've made some great connections and played with some sexy people. This makes me look forward to the coming years - I have a feeling that things will just get messier In the next year I'm looking forward to more mud and more slime - hopefully I'll be able to experience some awesome quarry clay! This summer I'll also be finally checking out FetCon, so if you're coming to FL and want to say "Hi" or play with some slime, drop me a line.

https://youtu.be/PDXauleO2XI
https://youtu.be/zpolj8BypRs
https://youtu.be/7dc49UtOHp0
https://youtu.be/cOyjYDObgOk
https://youtu.be/BUgAZNMCqzw

that slime looks amazing. Did it feel as good as it looked?

It feels pretty phenomenal! 45 gallons in the bathtub was intense!

i bet it was. i have never used that much mess before

wow amazing.
That Slime bath and that bed of slime really looks awesome
Thank you for sharing that.
I wish I could try that myself

P.S.: Where could I buy the whole videos

Happy 31st!
A question: What were your first reactions while doing your first mud session? Did you find it to be really enjoyable?

omg your slime looks amazin....if you dont mind me asking what did you use?

looks so messy and so much fun

You should try it! It's some pretty fantastic stuff. Unfortunately, what you see is all there is... I'm not a producer or anything, we're just a couple of kinky pervs who love getting absolutely consumed with thick sticky slime! I'm sure there might be some producers out there who would be interested in working with this stuff.


Thank you My experiences with mud go all the way back to childhood, but the first time sinking in mud over my head was in tidal mud - so cool! You're floating, with every part of your body held by the mud, but with no solid ground within reach, it takes extreme effort to escape


This slime is super easy to make. Just combine glue with borax and liquid starch. We prefer using clear glue. Simply adjust the ratio of glue to borax/starch until you reach the desired consistency/stickiness/stretchiness!

Im so happy I was invited to be part of this most excellent year of mess and sexual freedom and exploration! Happy happy happy Birthday! I'll always remember and laugh about you trying to kill me in mud flats lol! I kid I kid! Being glued into the tub was epic, I still can't believe how thick that goopy gluey gak stuff was! And the massage was simply wonderful! If im back in Florida I'll definitely be requesting one!

Here's to many more fabulous messy years!!!

Anytime!!

It's truely a pity that you haven't got more video of this.
It's already very intense to watch and so much fun.
You should consider being a producer with that stuff

Yes J!!! Be a producer!!!!!