Ok everyone, time to start the serious planning here for a USA messy tour!! I'll be traveling with my best friend from Spain who will be helping with a messy travel Wamumentary idea I've had. I wanted to do this in England but it took me a year to make all the connections with producers and settle into life across the pond, and figure out how to live off of laughter and mess full time!

I will be in the USA from feb 1st-June 25th. As of now my messy tour will start in Houston mid February. I need to finish a solid travel schedule in the next 3 weeks. Please if you are interested in a private session or shooting contact me with your location. I will need at least 3 gigs in each location to afford a stop in at this point, but the more bookings the more places I can go. I've really lucked out with super cheap air and bus fares so far! Please only contact me if you are serious. I've had quite a few people book and bail in England that have really screwed me. Luckily England is small enough I could always figure out any problems. On the giant usa scale similar problems will be huge problems though! Haha. (This could get really interesting) On my page you can see all the producers I have worked with that can vouch for me being reliable and trustworthy. I hope to hear from yall soon!!

Places I will definitely be so far are:
Houston
Dallas
San Fransisco
Las Vegas
Sacramento
Seattle
Chicago

Laissez les bon temps roulez!!!

Just to say, I've shot with MyPieRogative and she is totally amazing to work with, easy going, fun loving, totally into wam, and really delivers amazing scenes. She was also absolutely great working with one of our other models too.

If you're thinking about making a booking but not sure, go for it - you'll not be disappointed. Very, very highly recommended.

Can't recommend you highly enough to any producers out there, and wammers who would like a session.

Having worked with Maria from both points of view several times over, I can categorically state this is the wammin' woman you want

Also Maria, don't forget you're on my website with tour dates and contact details

http://www.candycustard.com/maria.html

and let me know any other dates so I can keep it relevant for you

Hear, hear Candy and DungeonMasterOne. Any genuine wammers on Maria's US tour itinerary would be crazy to turn down the opportunity for a session. She is one in a million. Just don't waste her time if you are not serious about booking, that's all. This girl deserves only the best.

Awe thanks for the UK love yall! Candy I will def let you know when all stops and dates are set! Thanks again for all the help and support! Oh and everyone that wants mud I have to tell you.... It will take some serious game to up Mudforit's sessions. Hehe!

also, everyone in the USA needs to get themselves to this. Maria, henners and I are all gonna go! https://umd.net/calendar/first-official-umd-chillout

Adding LA and Indiana to the list! Looks like I'll be shooting customs with Ariel in Indiana! How fun!

Holy shit really?! That's awesome!! We just can't stay away from each other! Haha!! How fun!

You're too kind!

I'd love if you came to Iowa, dear But I know it'd probably only be me :-( Would definitely book a session with you.

It's totally a possibility for towards the end of tour if things go well!

Just to clarify for everyone, this isn't a get rich trip. It's a make enough money to keep going and keep seeing the USA trip. I don't know if anyone on here as noticed but I like to travel. It's my biggest goal in life. My best friend that's joing me has never been to the USA and I want to culture shock the hell out of him, and maybe even myself a bit on this making a wamumentary journey. Dave is a young aspiring fashion designer that's flamboyant as all hell and hysterical. He will be playing the part of my offensive and loud gay stylist/manager for the movie idea. I love playing pranks on him because he's super gullible and screams and yells "AYE!! PUTA!!" At me when I upset him.... He should do a great job at his role as there won't be much acting involved haha! For the most part everything will be totally unscripted though, and we will just see what the hell happens with all this!!

Since we are starting with less than $500 for the 2 of us first stops need to be to places I can make a buck. But if we make enough we can make it to more off the grid locations people usually wouldn't tour for biznaz only purposes.

So, what im saying is don't hesitate to contact me with your location, we will go as far as we can with this and go for almost broke. Lol!

P.S. Where is the worlds biggest ball of yarn? I want to be pied in front of it for sure!!

Whatever city claims to have the world's biggest ball of yarn, I assure you that I will have a slightly larger ball of yarn in my living room by early May. Please plan your itinerary/schedule accordingly.

Try New Orleans.

I arrive in New Orleans feb 1st! There is no ball of yarn! But I sure as hell will be partying for Mardi gras on arrival! My third day home im marching in Druids parade! . Can't wait!

Big fire downtown there

That will be interesting

Have fun. too bad you won't swing around Cincinnati.

Dibs on Las Vegas!

If Maria isn't going to be stopping right on your doorstep then do consider travelling to find her at the closest point. Even if it's a few hours trip. You won't regret it! Keep an eye on the dates and cities as they are finalised and go for it

Over here wammers regularly make a 6 or 8 hour round trip to splosh with me. Hell even a 12 hour one and 2 flights before! I'm sure many of Maria's USA stops will be within reach of the majority of you at one point or another.

This post was brought to you by Candy being the good hearted devil on your shoulder. Doooooo itttttt

I'm definitely close enough to Dallas!

You can come up to Vancouver British Columbia.

Any chance of adding Florida to the list?

I call seconds in Vegas!!!

The other Vegas job bailed but we are going anyway because we've never been! Thursday feb 11th I'll be releasing dates for first part of tour on here and on my page. Sorry for the radio silence, im on Mardi gras vacation with friends and family I haven't seen in a year! So after Fat Tuesday its back to business.

Was thinking about you and wondered if you got home for Mardi Gras

Well, im def preoccupied with Mardi Gras at the moment but I have to say.... Way to go Chicago and San Fran area... Yall are giving me hope. Im just making a route 3 cities ahead as of now. No one wants to commit or pay deposits because they are unsure. That's cool. This will just be a really weird and unplanned tour. Lmao! Sadly you need money to make money I guess. I don't have the money to book all the hotels ahead of time and buy the tickets ahead of time. So I'll work my way from place to place. This Wamumentary should get really really interesting at this rate. Funny enough, im not too nervous about it all. What's the point?! So.... Don't hesitate to contact me wherever you are. No place is too big or too small for this ridiculous tour.

Houston feb 15-18
Dallas feb 19-21
Las Vegas 21-23
L.A. Feb 23-24
San Fran and Sacremento feb 24-....?

Jump to second week of March Chicago

Haha!

C'mon guys. Pay your deposits and make this happen for Maria. She deserves to be pampered along the route too!

Ok.

Houston booked with messy girl and a session.


Ok. Set in stone dates.

Dallas feb 18-20 I have an opening on feb 19!

Las Vegas feb 21-24 (have openings)

L.A. Feb 24-28 (have openings)

San Fransisco Feb 28th- March 1st (have openings)

Sacremento March 1st-4th (booked up)

San Fransisco March 4tg-6th (booked up)

Mudforit I had to redo!!! All the damn cancelations and screw ups haha! Now I'm Couchsurfing and leaving more time for people to opt in. This is going to be hysterical!

Cut the tape!! The tour is underway yall! Having a blast at Messy Girls! Vika is such a sweet heart, and awesome to play with. Scene one... She wasn't happy with my food critic review. Oops!