Hey guys! New release for you this week Adorable Jordyn is back and today she's going to read a very special poem! Titled "A Sloppy Situation" by Harvey Splatstein, this poem's transformative words really come to life. It's about a young woman who, upon encountering her female rival, is subjected to an act of messy revenge...oh yes, a most spectacular explosion of sloppy cream pies in the face...which our lovely Jordyn so graciously accepts! When the poem's protagonist suffers the fate of a disgusting, chunky green sliming, poor Jordyn gets the same treatment!
Total run time is 25 minutes. Includes three camera angles (main, 45 and wide). Also includes post-shoot messy play and special focus on socks and feet. All footage filmed in gorgeous 1080 HD.
Just as John Ashbery did a hat trick, winning the Pulitzer, Nat'l Book Award, and Nat'l Book Critics Circle Award for his "Self-Portrait in a Convex Mirror", I predict the same accolades will befall "A Sloppy Situation" by Harvey Splatstein!
Keep up the excellent work, Piezone. Girl has a nice smile.
Bigshipper said: Just as John Ashbery did a hat trick, winning the Pulitzer, Nat'l Book Award, and Nat'l Book Critics Circle Award for his "Self-Portrait in a Convex Mirror", I predict the same accolades will befall "A Sloppy Situation" by Harvey Splatstein!
Keep up the excellent work, Piezone. Girl has a nice smile.
I'm just waiting for the real Harvey Splatstein to chime in here, because, yes, he actually exists on this forum. And I hope he does so in prose
Bigshipper said: Just as John Ashbery did a hat trick, winning the Pulitzer, Nat'l Book Award, and Nat'l Book Critics Circle Award for his "Self-Portrait in a Convex Mirror", I predict the same accolades will befall "A Sloppy Situation" by Harvey Splatstein!
Keep up the excellent work, Piezone. Girl has a nice smile.
When I logged in today, i did not anticipate people making John Ashbery references. We might be a rowdy, sloppy, pie-throwing bunch, be we are a LITERATE rowdy, sloppy, pie-throwing bunch.
Love you, too
Adorable Jordyn is back and today she's going to read a very special poem! Titled "A Sloppy Situation" by Harvey Splatstein, this poem's transformative words really come to life. It's about a young woman who, upon encountering her female rival, is subjected to an act of messy revenge...oh yes, a most spectacular explosion of sloppy cream pies in the face...which our lovely Jordyn so graciously accepts! When the poem's protagonist suffers the fate of a disgusting, chunky green sliming, poor Jordyn gets the same treatment! 
