I've been curious what people think and if any of you other people are inexcusably late sometimes due to having too much fun when it was supposed to be a ten minute rub-it-out session?

I guess "motivator". I'm not sure it qualifies though. Basically, masturbation doesn't do much for me anymore as far as enjoyment goes. I mainly do it in hopes that when I'm done, my mind will be clear for an hour or so to do something more productive. The absolute worst though are the days were no matter how much I go at it, I can't get any relief. Then, at the end of it all, I'm rubbed raw from frequency.

On the flip side, back in the day I could have sex once a week and be fine for the whole week. I don't know what's with my body, but nothing can come close to the real thing in staving off "need".

After 5 years dry, and no end in sight, I would gladly take a pill every day that would turn me into an "Ace".

Guilty.

As charged

There's been a few times where I've been like "Ok, a video or two... five videos. Oh, she's having fun... *touches self* Why can't I have fun too? IMMA JOIN HER." And there it goes...

Suddenly, boychucker and Justine are my new friends.

(And anyone who has read their bios are foolish not to like them.)

More like a nighttime ritual for me. So, lazymaker.

I usually start my day with some solo fun in the shower.

Hmm. I usually enjoy a brief, low-key wank in the morning.

But occasionally the other people on the bus will notice, and then there's a lot of invigorating physical activity in a hurry.

So I'm not sure which category to select here.

I slap mine like it owes me money.

My wife shakes her head, points at me and says CONTROL YOURSELF MONKEY!

LOL! Only Regis could say that, only Regis...

Reege, my wife was saying the other day that this guy on the train....

This is why they put diapers on chimpanzees...

At first I instinct, I voted motivator, but is it too late to change my mind? Can I give it a 50/50? I always plan on just taking ten minutes, but sometimes I end up staying longer than I had hoped. I have found if I'm trying to do it before I leave the house, it helps to set a specific amount of time alloted beforehand,

I have to admit, I am not 100% sure how you phrased the poll, but I have been late several times due to masturbation taking too long or wanting one more release after the first. Anyone else not satisfied with one morning wake up call?

Yeah....

Favorite part of being a girl: getting to do it again right after.

I really like Justine!

I feel like this question is pretty irrelevant if you're a female and own a hitachi magic wand. I can either have a few orgasms withing a couple mins or if I have nothing better to do just cum for 30mins straight while watching weird porn. That's how most women do it...right?

Mystery Solved !! Women like to masturbate just like men due ! I knew it! #confirmed.

30 minutes straight!? HOW! How does your brain not just turn to jelly and ooze out your head orifices!?

I think the greatest flaw in our design is that we're designed for penetrative intercourse, yet it seems to do almost NOTHING for a large majority of women. Also, our oven vs. microwave heating times...

But, Leila, what do men do....fagetaboutit.

I like to get myself in the mood for it first, so I try to set up for a bit before getting to the fun parts.

I need to get one of those wands...they're not really very expensive and reports say they are worth every penny.

Here's a story pitch for Consumers' Reports, Justine: let's do a long article reviewing wands. It'll fly off the shelves!

Sadly hitachi stopped making them in 2013 since they decided they did not want their brand associated with porn. When they started making them again a year later they re-engineered them making them less powerful and removed the brand name. It's dumb because they still look the same and everyone knows hitachi is the one producing them so why bother? I've never heard anyone complain about the newer versions (except a very picky porn producer) so I would imagine they are still worth the money. The cheaper knock-offs suck so it's definitely worth it to get the real thing.

God I sound like some sex toy nerd. I swear I only know these things for professional reasons, lol.

I always wondered why they were less powerful. It was a sad day for me. Guess I must be one of your picky porn producers, because I'm not sure if my hood covers too much or I have a need for serious stimulation, but the newer ones just don't hit the spot anymore.

According to Green Day, masturbation has lost its fun...